1 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,105 In Every Society, There Are Those Evildoers, 2 00:00:57,106 --> 00:01:00,108 Ne'er-Do-Wells, And Just Plain Bad Guys 3 00:01:00,108 --> 00:01:03,278 Who Break The Laws Of The Land. 4 00:01:03,277 --> 00:01:06,114 For Those Good Citizens Who Risk Life And Limb 5 00:01:06,114 --> 00:01:09,283 By Testifying In A Court Of Law Against These Criminals, 6 00:01:09,284 --> 00:01:11,687 We Say, "Fear Not, Brave Souls," 7 00:01:11,686 --> 00:01:12,920 For This Is Where We, 8 00:01:12,921 --> 00:01:17,293 The Federal Witness Protection Program, Step In. 9 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:20,195 We Provide You And Your Family With New Identities, 10 00:01:20,195 --> 00:01:23,431 A New Home, New Friends, A New Life. 11 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:27,036 Just Look How Happy And Safe The Jones Family Is, 12 00:01:27,036 --> 00:01:30,605 Or Should I Say The Smith Family. 13 00:01:30,605 --> 00:01:33,174 Our Agents Use The Latest Scientific Technologies 14 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:36,545 To Keep Your Identities Safe And Secure. 15 00:01:36,545 --> 00:01:39,548 Should The Unlikely Occasion Arise 16 00:01:39,548 --> 00:01:41,516 In Which You Are Asked By Your Government 17 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:43,951 To Come Forward With What You Know Or Have Seen, 18 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:44,953 Remember... 19 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:47,555 We Will Always Be There To Make Sure 20 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:50,491 That You And Your Loved Ones Are Well Protected. 21 00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:53,862 Take, For Example, One Of The Most Unique Cases 22 00:01:53,861 --> 00:01:54,929 From Our Files... 23 00:01:54,930 --> 00:02:00,769 Witnesses 9235 And 9236, The Parker Sisters. 24 00:02:03,905 --> 00:02:05,540 First Day Of High School. 25 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,275 Hope We'll Be Popular. 26 00:02:12,647 --> 00:02:15,984 Hey, It's The Parker Sisters. 27 00:02:15,985 --> 00:02:17,618 They're So Cool. 28 00:02:17,618 --> 00:02:18,886 Their Clothes Are So Hip. 29 00:02:18,886 --> 00:02:19,888 Can We Be Like You? 30 00:02:19,888 --> 00:02:21,355 The Most Popular Girls In School. 31 00:02:21,355 --> 00:02:23,257 Ooh, They're, Like, The Most Popular Girls Ever. 32 00:02:23,258 --> 00:02:25,528 Parker, Parker, Parker... 33 00:02:36,771 --> 00:02:40,709 In Honor Of Their Courageous Contribution To Society, 34 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,843 Their Superior Grades, 35 00:02:42,843 --> 00:02:45,747 And Their Extremely Fashionable Footwear, 36 00:02:45,747 --> 00:02:48,115 I Hereby Declare Today 37 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:51,987 To Be Parker Sisters Day! 38 00:03:13,675 --> 00:03:15,644 Girls, You're Gonna Be Late 39 00:03:15,644 --> 00:03:17,278 For Cheerleading Tryouts. 40 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:21,282 Great Dream. 41 00:03:21,282 --> 00:03:22,584 Wasn't It? 42 00:03:25,287 --> 00:03:26,889 Come On. I Was Here First! 43 00:03:26,889 --> 00:03:27,890 I Called It Last Night! 44 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:29,558 Look! There's Brad Pitt! 45 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,725 Where? 46 00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:32,093 Hey! Hey! 47 00:03:32,093 --> 00:03:34,495 Works Every Time. 48 00:03:38,332 --> 00:03:41,069 Oh, No. Oh! 49 00:03:41,069 --> 00:03:43,971 Oh, Oh, Oh! 50 00:03:43,972 --> 00:03:46,108 Oh! Ow, Ow, Ow! 51 00:03:46,108 --> 00:03:48,509 Well, Just The Way I Like It. 52 00:03:48,509 --> 00:03:51,979 Mmm. Mmm. Honey, I'm Off To Work. 53 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:53,715 Oh, Honey, W-W-W-Wait. 54 00:03:53,715 --> 00:03:55,050 Oh, Rick, You Know, I Just Hate The Thought 55 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,318 Of You Out There On The Streets. 56 00:03:56,318 --> 00:03:58,520 That's The Life Of Us Men In Uniform, Teri. 57 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,820 Without Men Like Me On Duty, 58 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:03,290 The Very Fabric Of Society Would Unravel. 59 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,158 Well, You Be Careful Out There, Ok, Honey? 60 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:06,328 Mmm. 61 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,936 Another Day. 62 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:24,845 Good--Good Dog. Ow! 63 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:27,582 Very Good Dog. Let Go Now. 64 00:04:27,582 --> 00:04:28,683 All Right. 65 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:31,986 Ugh. Good Dog. Let Go. 66 00:04:31,986 --> 00:04:34,590 See You Tomorrow. 67 00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:41,630 Hey! 68 00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:41,630 What? Hey! 69 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,630 Hey! 70 00:04:48,303 --> 00:04:50,005 My Hair! 71 00:04:50,005 --> 00:04:51,540 Ah! Ah! Ah! 72 00:05:03,184 --> 00:05:04,551 We're Freshmen. 73 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:05,888 We Want To Be Popular. 74 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,455 It's A Problem. 75 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:10,192 Kind Of A Scrawny Crop This Year. 76 00:05:14,361 --> 00:05:17,765 Girls, Halloween Isn't Until October. 77 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:18,900 Ha Ha Ha! 78 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,303 Well, Then Why Are You Acting Like Such A Witch? 79 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:25,140 Oh. Ooh. 80 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:30,245 What? It--It Just Slipped Out. 81 00:05:32,214 --> 00:05:35,283 Steady, Steady. 82 00:05:35,282 --> 00:05:36,551 Go, Cougars! 83 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:38,085 Go, Go, Go! 84 00:05:38,085 --> 00:05:39,888 Uh-Oh... 85 00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:41,757 Grass... 86 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,157 Grass... 87 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:44,492 No! 88 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:44,492 Ah-Choo! 89 00:05:46,094 --> 00:05:48,664 That Was So Close. 90 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:51,231 Here's A Tissue. 91 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:52,234 No! 92 00:06:08,316 --> 00:06:11,085 Does This Mean We Didn't Make The Squad? 93 00:06:14,856 --> 00:06:16,090 Our First Day Of High School, 94 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:17,724 And Our Reps Are Already Trashed. 95 00:06:17,724 --> 00:06:19,727 How Are We Ever Supposed To Show Our Faces Again? 96 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,096 Look, You Worry Too Much. 97 00:06:21,095 --> 00:06:22,630 Everything's Gonna Be Fine. 98 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:25,133 By Tomorrow, No One Will Even Remember. 99 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,133 Hey! There They Are! 100 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,335 It's The Girls Who Ruined The Pyramid. 101 00:06:28,335 --> 00:06:29,570 Come On. Let's Get 'Em! 102 00:06:30,571 --> 00:06:32,006 Run! 103 00:06:36,945 --> 00:06:39,480 See, I Told You It Would Be Fine. 104 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:40,849 Ok, But Eventually, 105 00:06:40,849 --> 00:06:42,283 They're Gonna Figure Out It's Us. 106 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:43,984 By Then, We'll Have Plan B. 107 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:45,986 I Hope You're Right. 108 00:06:45,986 --> 00:06:47,087 Hot Dogs, Please. 109 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:50,525 2? 110 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:50,525 Yes, Please. 111 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:55,263 Attention, Please, 112 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,532 The Museum Will Be Closing In 5 Minutes. 113 00:06:57,532 --> 00:07:00,168 It's Broken. 114 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,168 Give Me That. 115 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:02,169 No! 116 00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:02,169 Yes! 117 00:07:02,169 --> 00:07:03,905 No, No! 118 00:07:02,169 --> 00:07:03,905 Yes! 119 00:07:03,905 --> 00:07:05,640 Ugh! 120 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,209 Come On, Come On. 121 00:07:10,044 --> 00:07:12,480 Hey, You! Stop! 122 00:07:12,481 --> 00:07:14,615 You! Stop! 123 00:07:14,614 --> 00:07:16,751 Face It. We're Not Like 124 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:18,554 Those Self-Absorbed Cheerleaders. 125 00:07:19,554 --> 00:07:20,589 We're Sensitive... 126 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:23,158 Intuitive... 127 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:24,893 Hey! Take That! 128 00:07:24,893 --> 00:07:26,393 Picking Up On Every Subtlety... 129 00:07:26,393 --> 00:07:28,162 Ow! Ow! Ow! 130 00:07:28,162 --> 00:07:29,330 Every Cue... 131 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:31,133 What Are You Doing? 132 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:31,133 Hey! 133 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,234 Ugh! 134 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:33,801 I'm Having A Bad Condiment Day. 135 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:34,802 Let Me Try. 136 00:07:41,042 --> 00:07:44,246 I've Been Hit! 137 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:49,216 That's Some Powerful Ketchup. 138 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:50,318 Dude, Are You Ok? 139 00:07:54,856 --> 00:07:57,959 Ecch. No Wonder He's Wearing A Mask. 140 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:02,296 Freeze! You're Under Arrest! 141 00:08:06,066 --> 00:08:08,402 Look, If This Is About The Cheerleading Pyramid-- 142 00:08:08,402 --> 00:08:09,403 It Was An Accident. 143 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:10,405 She Just Sneezed. 144 00:08:10,405 --> 00:08:11,405 And One Thing Led To Another... 145 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:12,472 And-- 146 00:08:12,472 --> 00:08:13,874 And-- 147 00:08:12,472 --> 00:08:13,874 And This Is 148 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,676 A Very Big Misunderstanding, 149 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:17,012 You Don't Understa-- 150 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:18,780 My Uncle's A Very Powerful Man! 151 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:23,183 You Know How Some Days 152 00:08:23,183 --> 00:08:25,219 Are Just Like Any Old Day? 153 00:08:25,219 --> 00:08:28,823 And Others Change Your Life Forever? Well... 154 00:08:28,823 --> 00:08:33,460 Did This Man Have Any Distinguishing Features? 155 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,695 Well, If You Call 156 00:08:34,695 --> 00:08:36,330 A Gross Zit Distinguished. 157 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:39,901 And If You Saw That Gross Zit Again, 158 00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:41,636 Would You Recognize It? 159 00:08:41,636 --> 00:08:42,703 Definitely. 160 00:08:42,702 --> 00:08:44,972 Your Honor, I Would Like To Introduce 161 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:47,676 As Exhibit 10, The Following... 162 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,715 I Was Under A Lot Of Stress! 163 00:08:54,715 --> 00:08:56,984 Let's Take A Closer Look, Shall We? 164 00:08:59,153 --> 00:09:03,023 Was That The Zit That You Saw? 165 00:09:03,023 --> 00:09:04,792 Yes, That's The One. 166 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:07,628 Thank You. 167 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:14,068 For The Crime Of Stealing The Kneel Diamond, 168 00:09:14,069 --> 00:09:16,103 Which Has Yet To Be Recovered, 169 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:19,708 This Court Finds You Guilty As Charged. 170 00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:24,679 Order! 171 00:09:24,678 --> 00:09:27,748 I Said Order In The Court! 172 00:09:27,748 --> 00:09:28,749 Buh-Bye. 173 00:09:28,749 --> 00:09:31,719 Order! Oh, I Give Up. 174 00:09:31,719 --> 00:09:34,455 Ok, Now This Would Have Been 175 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:35,590 A Very Happy Ending... 176 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,024 And A Very Short Movie... 177 00:09:37,024 --> 00:09:39,125 If That Crook Over There... 178 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,594 Hadn't Been The Nephew 179 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:42,598 Of This Crook Over Here. 180 00:09:44,465 --> 00:09:45,599 Head Of The Notorious 181 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:47,002 Hatchew Crime Family. 182 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:48,436 From The Little-Known Nation Of... 183 00:09:57,345 --> 00:09:59,847 You Girls Will Pay For This. 184 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:02,849 Nobody Crosses Emil Hatchew. 185 00:10:02,849 --> 00:10:04,753 God Bless You. 186 00:10:04,753 --> 00:10:08,790 Like That's The First Time I Heard That One. 187 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:12,493 I'll Hunt You Down Like A Dog Hunts Bones... 188 00:10:12,493 --> 00:10:15,263 Like A Squirrel Hunts Nuts... 189 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:19,300 Like A Goldfish Hunts Those Tiny Little Flakes 190 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,170 At The Top Of The Water! 191 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,010 And I'll Find You! Ha! 192 00:10:31,211 --> 00:10:34,849 That Guy, What A Drama Queen. 193 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:37,351 Uh, I Think He Was Kind Of Serious. 194 00:10:37,351 --> 00:10:40,821 Really? 195 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,259 Mr. And Mrs. Parker, 196 00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,831 The Fbi Fears For The Safety Of Your Family. 197 00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:52,099 Until Emil Hatchew 198 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:53,334 Is Permanently Put In The Poky, 199 00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:55,804 You Parkers Are In Peril. 200 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:58,472 You've Been Brought To This Secret Underground Facility 201 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:01,409 To Be Placed In The Witness Protection Program. 202 00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:03,311 You'll Be Moved To A New City, 203 00:11:03,311 --> 00:11:05,013 Receive New Identities. 204 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:07,415 No One Will Know Your Whereabouts, 205 00:11:07,415 --> 00:11:09,651 Not Even Your Friends And Family. 206 00:11:09,651 --> 00:11:12,487 The Whole Mci Network? 207 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:14,222 What? I Was Just Asking. 208 00:11:14,221 --> 00:11:16,457 Mr. Parker, I'm Afraid You'll Have To Give Up 209 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,493 Your Job As A Mailman. And, Girls, 210 00:11:19,493 --> 00:11:22,729 Unfortunately, You'll Have To Go To A New School. 211 00:11:22,729 --> 00:11:24,465 You Mean, We Never Have To Go 212 00:11:24,465 --> 00:11:26,033 To Our Old School Again? 213 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:35,542 Whoo! 214 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,479 Gee, What A Shame. 215 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,415 Well, Bring On Those New I.D.S. 216 00:11:40,415 --> 00:11:42,950 Wait. Not So Fast. 217 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:46,888 If, For Any Reason, Your Cover Is Blown, 218 00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:48,388 You Call My Special Beeper, 219 00:11:48,388 --> 00:11:49,889 And Then... 220 00:11:49,889 --> 00:11:52,626 We'll Have To Relocate You Immediately. 221 00:11:54,628 --> 00:11:56,464 In Other Words... 222 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,366 Keep... 223 00:11:58,365 --> 00:11:59,833 Your Mouths... 224 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,736 Shut. 225 00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:04,138 Ok, You Know This Whole 226 00:12:04,138 --> 00:12:06,007 "Keep Our Mouths Shut" Thing? 227 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:08,743 Well, Easier Said Than Done. 228 00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:12,213 See, Our Family Has A Little Bitty Problem. 229 00:12:12,213 --> 00:12:15,250 We're Kind Of, Well... 230 00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:16,717 Blabber-Mouths. 231 00:12:25,893 --> 00:12:29,998 Class, We Have 2 New Students With Us Today-- 232 00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:32,432 Carla And Andrea Frauenfelder. 233 00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:35,302 Why Don't You Girls Tell Us About Yourselves? 234 00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:36,436 Carla? 235 00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:37,538 Well... 236 00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:40,875 I'm Carla. 237 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:42,409 No, I'm Carla. You're Andrea. 238 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,079 Oh. You Might Be Right. 239 00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:46,247 She's Carla. 240 00:12:47,248 --> 00:12:49,783 So, What Was The Question Again? 241 00:12:49,783 --> 00:12:53,253 Uh, What Brings You Two To Texas? 242 00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,022 Oh, Right. We Witnessed A Crime. 243 00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:56,358 And Now We're In Hiding. 244 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:11,739 Sorry. It Just Slipped Out. 245 00:13:26,019 --> 00:13:28,021 I Can't Wait For The Homecoming Dance. 246 00:13:28,022 --> 00:13:29,623 The Band Is So Cool. 247 00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,459 Just Watch Out For The Slammers. 248 00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:33,027 Oh, We Just Sent Some Jewel Thieves 249 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:34,128 To The Slammer. 250 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,375 Sorry. My Bad. 251 00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:51,412 Hmm. 252 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,763 Aw. 253 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,763 Scissors. 254 00:14:14,101 --> 00:14:17,137 Uh, Excuse Me? Attention, Everyone. 255 00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:22,576 We're Part Of The Witness Protection Program. 256 00:14:34,055 --> 00:14:36,190 All Right, All Right. I'll Confess. 257 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,859 The Money Is-- 258 00:14:55,343 --> 00:14:59,114 Now You Have Finally Achieved Inner Peace. 259 00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:18,232 People! I'm In Charge Now. 260 00:15:18,232 --> 00:15:20,334 You've Left Me No Choice. 261 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:21,536 We're Sending You 262 00:15:21,536 --> 00:15:24,171 To The Last Place On The Planet-- 263 00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:28,008 A Port So Remote That No Person Would Presume 264 00:15:28,008 --> 00:15:29,609 To Pinpoint Your Position. 265 00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:31,044 You Mean Australia? 266 00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:34,315 Aw, You Ruined It! How Did You Know? 267 00:15:34,315 --> 00:15:36,217 I'm An Easy Read, Aren't I? I Stink At This Job. 268 00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,652 I Knew I Should Have Gone Into Ladies' Shoes. 269 00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:41,056 Um, Dude? 270 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:43,924 Oh. 271 00:15:45,225 --> 00:15:49,029 Anyway, If You Screw It Up This Time, 272 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,998 You'll Be Pulled From The Program... 273 00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:53,401 Permanently! 274 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:55,368 ™� Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 275 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:56,803 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 276 00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:58,405 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 277 00:15:58,406 --> 00:15:59,507 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow... ♪ 278 00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:01,342 So, Australia Was Our Last Chance. 279 00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:03,677 This Time We Had To Make It Work 280 00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:06,013 For Mom And Dad's Safety And Our Own. 281 00:16:06,013 --> 00:16:07,314 ™� Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 282 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,349 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 283 00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:10,251 ♪ Well, I Can't Understand ♪ 284 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,251 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 285 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:12,553 ♪ A Single Word ♪ 286 00:16:12,552 --> 00:16:14,520 ♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪ 287 00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:17,892 ♪ Is He Serious... ♪ 288 00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:19,292 Well, The Good News? 289 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,729 Australia Was Like One Big Party. 290 00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:22,997 The Bad News? 291 00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,300 We Weren't Exactly Invited Yet. 292 00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:30,838 Our Cover This Time? 293 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:33,172 The Turtlebees Of Cleveland, Ohio, 294 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:36,243 Proprietors Of The Salvation Shore Inn. 295 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:38,546 Meet Stanley And Shirley Turtlebee 296 00:16:38,546 --> 00:16:41,080 And Their Daughters, Abby And Maddie. 297 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,082 The Inn Was Staffed 298 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,319 By Some Pretty Colorful Characters. 299 00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:49,523 There's Katie, The Inn's Water Sports Guru. 300 00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:54,360 Scuba Diving, Windsurfing, Shameless Farting-- 301 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,796 You Name It, She Does It. 302 00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:01,868 That's Shelby Shaw. 303 00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:03,237 He Runs The Inn's Fishing Boat, 304 00:17:03,237 --> 00:17:04,438 The Molly Mae. 305 00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:07,407 Beauty. 306 00:17:07,408 --> 00:17:09,643 He Likes To Work With His Hands. 307 00:17:09,643 --> 00:17:12,179 And Then There's Boomer, The Inn's Mascot. 308 00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:13,982 He's Pretty Independent. 309 00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:15,682 He Loves Potato Chips 310 00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:18,719 And Watches Way Too Many Cartoons. 311 00:17:21,489 --> 00:17:22,757 Well, School's Tomorrow. 312 00:17:22,757 --> 00:17:25,325 A Chance For A Fresh Start. 313 00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,495 We Should Probably Skip Cheerleading Tryouts. 314 00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:29,030 Good Plan. 315 00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:29,030 Mm-Hmm. 316 00:17:29,029 --> 00:17:31,065 What Do You Think We Should Wear? 317 00:17:31,065 --> 00:17:32,734 Don't Worry. I've Got The Whole 318 00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:36,236 Aussie Fashion Thing Under Control. 319 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:44,045 ™� So Far, So Good ♪ 320 00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:47,315 ♪ Everything, Tree And Rock ♪ 321 00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:52,253 You Call This Under Control? 322 00:17:52,252 --> 00:17:53,921 We'll Look Like Crocodile Dundee. 323 00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:57,825 Well, Look On The Bright Side. 324 00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,393 At Least Everyone Speaks English. 325 00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:00,495 G'day, Mates. 326 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:03,131 Welcome To Steak And Kidney. 327 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,665 What's With The Barro Daggy Duds? 328 00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,433 You Seppos Going Troppo? 329 00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:09,403 Subtitles, Please. 330 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:15,276 Ohhh. 331 00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:17,577 No, No, No. We're Just New. 332 00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:18,711 Oh. The Name's Sheila. 333 00:18:18,711 --> 00:18:19,913 Oh, I'm, Uh... 334 00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:21,481 Abby. 335 00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:21,481 Right. 336 00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:23,350 And I'm... 337 00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:23,350 Maddie. 338 00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:24,485 Right. 339 00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:26,621 What Brings You Sheilas To Our End Of The World? 340 00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:27,755 Oh, We're In The-- 341 00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:29,457 Mood To See The School. 342 00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:30,658 Oh, No Worries. 343 00:18:30,658 --> 00:18:32,260 I'll Show You Around. 344 00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:34,661 Now, Let's See, 345 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,830 That's Victoria In The Popular Crowd. 346 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:39,566 Ray, Donny, And Her Whole Posse. 347 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:42,102 Forget Them. They'll Never Talk To You. 348 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:44,971 Oh, And Over There? That's The Nerds. 349 00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:46,006 They'll Be Friends With You 350 00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,441 If You Barf All Over Them. 351 00:18:49,343 --> 00:18:50,344 Hi, Leonard. 352 00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,212 Now, Let's See... 353 00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:55,581 That's The Surfies. 354 00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:58,518 Pete, Avery, That Whole Crowd. 355 00:18:58,518 --> 00:18:59,519 Don't Talk To Them 356 00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:00,520 If You Want To Be Popular. 357 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,521 But I Thought You Just Said 358 00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:03,890 That The Popular Kids Won't Talk To Us. 359 00:19:03,891 --> 00:19:05,960 Right, But In The Off Chance They Might, 360 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,061 I'd Stay Clear. 361 00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:12,666 And That's The Jocks, 362 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,367 That's The Theater Geeks, 363 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:15,802 That's The Brainiacs. 364 00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,371 Which Group Are You In, Sheila? 365 00:19:17,371 --> 00:19:19,107 The Individualists. 366 00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:27,815 Australia Was Great, But... 367 00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:30,018 We All Had A Little Trouble Adjusting. 368 00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:34,954 Dad Kind Of Missed His Job As A Mailman. 369 00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:35,956 Excuse Me. Let Me Show You 370 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,392 Stand Over Here. 371 00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:39,993 It's Like This... 372 00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:43,630 With The Wrist. See? 373 00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:47,101 And Mom? She Really Missed Her Friends. 374 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:51,372 Be Strong, Blabber-Mom, Be Strong. 375 00:19:57,144 --> 00:19:59,278 Ah-Ah-Ah. 376 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:01,114 What? I Was... 377 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:03,316 Ordering A Pizza, Honey. 378 00:20:03,316 --> 00:20:05,787 You Heard What Agent Banner Said. 379 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,021 No Phone Calls, No Letters, 380 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:10,691 No Carrier Pigeons To Anyone. 381 00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:11,825 Maybe Just A Little E-Mail? 382 00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:15,194 Oh, Please. I Told You Never Use The "E" Word. 383 00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:16,897 I'm Going Stir-Crazy Here. 384 00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:19,199 No Friends, No Guests, 385 00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:20,735 And I'm Sorry, But That Kangaroo 386 00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:22,637 Doesn't Like The Same Shows As Me. 387 00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:34,881 Honey, Until Emil Hatchew Is Locked Up, 388 00:20:34,882 --> 00:20:37,051 We Just Have To Stick With This. 389 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,085 As Tough As It Is For Us, 390 00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:40,687 Imagine How Difficult It Must Be For The Girls. 391 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,056 Yeah, You're Right, Honey. 392 00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:47,260 I Need To Set An Example For The Girls. 393 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,363 And You Could Start With That. 394 00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:51,666 You're Right. 395 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:54,234 I Know. You're Right. 396 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,839 Ok. 397 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,010 Hello. Salvation Shore Inn. 398 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:08,147 Uh, Let Me Check The Book. 399 00:21:08,148 --> 00:21:11,185 While Mom And Dad Were Sorting Through Their Troubles, 400 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:13,519 Katie Was Helping Us Sort Through Ours. 401 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:15,088 What's The Point, Katie? 402 00:21:15,088 --> 00:21:17,023 We're Never Going To Fit In Here Anyway. 403 00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:18,526 Ok. Here's My Advice. 404 00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:21,362 Girls! You Take It From Shelby Shaw. 405 00:21:21,362 --> 00:21:23,831 You Want To Make Friends Here In Steak And Kidney? 406 00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:25,366 Do What I Always Do. 407 00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:29,402 Ahh! 408 00:21:30,403 --> 00:21:33,106 Whoo! 409 00:21:33,106 --> 00:21:38,479 Well, It Goes Over Big At The Shark Hunters Reunion. 410 00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:40,514 Eh, Those Were The Good Old Days. 411 00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:44,585 Girls, If You Want To Fit In With The Aussies, 412 00:21:44,585 --> 00:21:46,219 Here's A Secret. 413 00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:49,556 Stop Worrying And Have Some Fun. 414 00:22:28,428 --> 00:22:30,430 Are We Having Fun Yet? 415 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,734 No. They Are. 416 00:22:39,906 --> 00:22:41,807 While Victoria And Her Posse 417 00:22:41,807 --> 00:22:43,943 Were Having Shrimp On The Barbie, 418 00:22:43,943 --> 00:22:46,312 We Were Having Sandwich... 419 00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:49,717 Heavy On The Sand. 420 00:22:54,755 --> 00:22:57,524 Good Day, Maddie, Abby. 421 00:22:57,524 --> 00:23:00,127 Hello! Earth To Sheilas. 422 00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:02,296 Oh, Right! Abby And Maddie. 423 00:23:02,296 --> 00:23:03,931 That's Us. Duh! 424 00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,466 Glad You Could Make It. 425 00:23:05,466 --> 00:23:07,335 I Want You To Meet Me Gal Pals. 426 00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:11,372 This Here's Sheila, And This Is Sheila, 427 00:23:11,372 --> 00:23:12,372 And This Here's... 428 00:23:12,372 --> 00:23:14,741 Erica. But My Friends Call Me Sheila. 429 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,478 You Girls Are Gonna Love Our Gang. 430 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:20,581 Hey, What's Wrong With Your Friend Leonard? 431 00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:23,483 Oh, Man! 432 00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:24,917 Jeez! 433 00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:24,917 Oh! 434 00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:25,920 Man! 435 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,889 Actually, He's More Than A Friend. 436 00:23:28,889 --> 00:23:30,824 Oh! 437 00:23:28,889 --> 00:23:30,824 Oh! 438 00:23:30,824 --> 00:23:32,426 But, Please, Don't Tell Anyone. 439 00:23:32,425 --> 00:23:34,660 I Don't Want Vic And Her Posse 440 00:23:34,661 --> 00:23:35,830 Giving Me The Raw Prawn Over It. 441 00:23:35,829 --> 00:23:38,631 Hey, Do You Think You'd Introduce Us To Them? 442 00:23:38,632 --> 00:23:40,734 Are You A Few Sheep Short Of A Station? 443 00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:42,435 Those Guys Wouldn't Talk To Us 444 00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:43,703 If We Were The Last Sheilas On Earth. 445 00:23:43,703 --> 00:23:45,404 Heads Up! 446 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:47,575 Heads Up! 447 00:23:51,444 --> 00:23:52,846 Little Help? 448 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,128 Whoo! 449 00:24:09,129 --> 00:24:10,832 Righto! 450 00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:11,832 What's Up? 451 00:24:11,832 --> 00:24:13,734 How'd You Learn To Do That? 452 00:24:13,733 --> 00:24:15,668 Uh, Your Frisbee's Broken. 453 00:24:15,669 --> 00:24:17,204 Where'd You Learn To 'Rang Like That? 454 00:24:17,203 --> 00:24:18,205 I, Uh... 455 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,206 Oh, Well, 456 00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:20,875 She's The Boomerang Champ Of Chicago. 457 00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:21,875 Cleveland. 458 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:22,876 Whatever. 459 00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:23,876 Hi, I'm Millie. 460 00:24:23,876 --> 00:24:24,878 Maddie. 461 00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:25,880 Whatever. 462 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,114 Whatever? 463 00:24:27,114 --> 00:24:29,482 Is That Like A Big Saying With You Americans? 464 00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:32,184 Well, Cool Americans. 465 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,553 Um, We're Just Going Down The Beach For A Surf. 466 00:24:34,554 --> 00:24:35,756 You Want To Give It A Go? 467 00:24:38,491 --> 00:24:39,826 It Was Suddenly Clear. 468 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,561 If We Wanted To Fit In, 469 00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:43,264 We Had To Do The Aussie Thing. 470 00:24:47,434 --> 00:24:48,734 So I Put On Me Jumper 471 00:24:48,735 --> 00:24:49,904 And Hoed Into Some Tucker, 472 00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:52,239 But Me Brekkie Had Chicken Snacks. 473 00:24:52,239 --> 00:24:53,906 Well, I Don't Like To Whinge, 474 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:55,241 But I Said, Bring On Me Damper 475 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:56,242 And Hot Chokkie. 476 00:24:57,277 --> 00:24:58,745 It Seems The Royal Court 477 00:24:58,745 --> 00:25:00,414 Thought We Were Pretty Awesome, 478 00:25:00,413 --> 00:25:02,583 But The Queen Needed Some Convincing. 479 00:25:17,131 --> 00:25:19,767 No Yank Has Ever Eaten Vegemite 480 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:22,235 Without Tossing Their Cookies. 481 00:25:22,235 --> 00:25:23,670 Mmm! 482 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,038 She Likes It! 483 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,038 Ahh! 484 00:25:28,475 --> 00:25:30,344 Aw! 485 00:25:28,475 --> 00:25:30,344 Aw! 486 00:25:40,219 --> 00:25:43,123 Since When Does She Know How To Surf? 487 00:25:43,123 --> 00:25:45,191 Since This Scene, Apparently. 488 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,832 And When That Doesn't Work, There's... 489 00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:03,477 You Girls Are Awesome Aussies! 490 00:26:15,623 --> 00:26:18,025 Well, We Lost Some Good Ones 491 00:26:18,025 --> 00:26:20,261 To The Forces Of Evil, Mates. 492 00:26:23,196 --> 00:26:24,865 Ow! 493 00:27:14,081 --> 00:27:16,483 Australia's A Discreet Operation. 494 00:27:16,482 --> 00:27:18,350 I Need Someone I Can Trust. 495 00:27:18,351 --> 00:27:21,088 It Has To Be Family. 496 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:25,258 Get Me My Big Brother Shorty And Cousin Crusher. 497 00:27:25,258 --> 00:27:27,594 Eh, They're On Assignment, Boss. 498 00:27:27,594 --> 00:27:29,897 The Thing With The, Uh, Thing. 499 00:27:29,896 --> 00:27:31,431 Right! 500 00:27:31,431 --> 00:27:34,668 What About My First Cousin Slasher? 501 00:27:34,668 --> 00:27:36,170 Eh, Prison. 502 00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:38,305 Second Cousin Basher? 503 00:27:38,305 --> 00:27:39,606 A Movie Deal! 504 00:27:39,606 --> 00:27:41,975 Third Cousin Twice Removed Shotski? 505 00:27:41,976 --> 00:27:43,510 Vacation. 506 00:27:43,509 --> 00:27:44,978 Again? 507 00:27:44,978 --> 00:27:46,079 He Gets 3 Weeks This Year. 508 00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:47,947 Well, Would You Mind Telling Me 509 00:27:47,948 --> 00:27:49,816 Who Is Available In This Family 510 00:27:49,816 --> 00:27:51,218 For A Dishonest Day's Work?! 511 00:27:51,218 --> 00:27:52,687 I Check. 512 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:56,256 Let Me See. Uh... 513 00:27:58,191 --> 00:27:59,960 These Guys! 514 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,460 12th Cousin Mac 515 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:04,397 And Great Uncle By Divorce, Sidney. 516 00:28:04,398 --> 00:28:07,801 Well, At Least It's Family. 517 00:28:10,336 --> 00:28:12,338 Mac Here. 518 00:28:13,339 --> 00:28:15,508 We're On Our Way. 519 00:28:18,411 --> 00:28:20,480 G'day, Mates. Welcome To Sydney. 520 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,748 What Can I Do For You? 521 00:28:21,748 --> 00:28:22,917 We Need A Car. 522 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,118 No Problems. I Got One Left. 523 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,755 Plus We Need Directions To The Salvation Shore Inn 524 00:28:28,755 --> 00:28:29,989 Near Manly. 525 00:28:29,989 --> 00:28:32,291 No Worries. What You Do Is 526 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:33,926 You Come Out Of The Airport And You Make 2 Lefts 527 00:28:33,927 --> 00:28:34,995 And Then A Right. 528 00:28:34,995 --> 00:28:37,296 Then You Drive 4 Ks Beyond The Black Stump. 529 00:28:37,296 --> 00:28:39,431 2 Right, Turn Left At The Water! 530 00:28:39,431 --> 00:28:40,668 If You Miss The Turnoff, Though, 531 00:28:40,668 --> 00:28:42,169 You've Gone Past The Dog On The Tucker Box-- 532 00:28:42,169 --> 00:28:45,005 And Welcome To Woop Woop! 533 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:51,210 We're Lost. 534 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,881 No, We're Not. I Know Exactly Where We Are. 535 00:28:53,881 --> 00:28:55,215 What The Heck Is That? 536 00:28:55,214 --> 00:28:57,015 That's My Global Positioning System. 537 00:28:57,016 --> 00:28:58,183 It Tells Me Where We Are, 538 00:28:58,183 --> 00:29:00,053 Anywhere In The World, Within 3 Inches. 539 00:29:00,054 --> 00:29:01,354 Yeah? Well, It Tells Me Here 540 00:29:01,354 --> 00:29:04,091 That We're 3 Inches From Lost! 541 00:29:04,091 --> 00:29:05,692 That's State Of The Art! 542 00:29:05,691 --> 00:29:07,326 That Cost Me A Thousand Bucks! 543 00:29:07,326 --> 00:29:10,029 Next Time, Buy A Map Like A Normal Person. 544 00:29:10,029 --> 00:29:11,897 Yo, I Don't Need A Map. We're Not Lost. 545 00:29:11,898 --> 00:29:14,268 But We Are About To Hit That Tru--Aah! 546 00:29:14,268 --> 00:29:15,268 Aah! 547 00:29:14,268 --> 00:29:15,268 Aah! 548 00:29:29,382 --> 00:29:31,051 Uncle Sidney? 549 00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:33,052 What? 550 00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:35,523 I Think We're Lost. 551 00:29:44,764 --> 00:29:46,500 We Knew We Had Really Made It 552 00:29:46,499 --> 00:29:49,935 When Victoria Invited Us On Her Father's Boat. 553 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:52,239 So, Vic, This Is Your Father's Boat? 554 00:29:52,239 --> 00:29:54,909 No. That Is. 555 00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:57,243 Whoa! 556 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,585 Beluga? 557 00:30:06,585 --> 00:30:08,255 Oh, Thank You. 558 00:30:11,258 --> 00:30:13,126 Mmm! What Is This Stuff? 559 00:30:13,126 --> 00:30:14,393 Fish Eggs. 560 00:30:14,393 --> 00:30:18,332 Eh! No Spit Takes In This Movie. 561 00:30:20,266 --> 00:30:22,236 Great Boat, Isn't It? 562 00:30:22,236 --> 00:30:23,937 Yeah. 563 00:30:23,937 --> 00:30:25,939 Did You Have A Boat Back In The States? 564 00:30:25,939 --> 00:30:28,108 No. We Lived... 565 00:30:28,107 --> 00:30:29,775 Not Near The Water. 566 00:30:29,776 --> 00:30:32,612 Oh. This Is Daddy's Favorite. 567 00:30:32,612 --> 00:30:35,114 He Likes It Better Than The Jet. 568 00:30:35,114 --> 00:30:37,284 I'll Bet. 569 00:30:37,284 --> 00:30:39,319 ™� My Mind Is Racin' ♪ 570 00:30:39,318 --> 00:30:41,955 ♪ And Feet Are Movin' Slow ♪ 571 00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:44,958 ♪ Look All Around ♪ 572 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:47,961 ♪ I Don't See Anything I Know ♪ 573 00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:54,566 ♪ I'd Like To Answer You, But I Can't Clarify ♪ 574 00:30:54,566 --> 00:30:58,572 ♪ If I'm A Hundred Miles Ahead ♪ 575 00:30:58,572 --> 00:31:03,643 ♪ Or A Hundred Miles Behind ♪ 576 00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:29,503 ♪ You Carried Me ♪ 577 00:31:29,502 --> 00:31:34,006 ♪ When I Fell ♪ 578 00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:38,178 ♪ Can I Carry You... ♪ 579 00:31:38,178 --> 00:31:40,080 So, On The Good News Front, 580 00:31:40,079 --> 00:31:42,816 Things Were Really Working Out Great For Us. 581 00:31:42,816 --> 00:31:44,684 Little Did We Know... 582 00:31:58,364 --> 00:32:00,200 What The Heck Is That? 583 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,367 Oh, I'm Checking My E-Mail. 584 00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:03,102 It's A Wireless Internet Connection. 585 00:32:03,103 --> 00:32:04,104 Barely Th... 586 00:32:06,172 --> 00:32:08,541 Uncle Sidney, Are You Wacked? 587 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,776 How Am I Going To Check My Joke Of The Day? 588 00:32:10,777 --> 00:32:13,713 De Niro Wouldn't Have To Put Up With This. 589 00:32:29,563 --> 00:32:32,733 My Feet Hurt. Your Feet Hurt? 590 00:32:41,408 --> 00:32:43,243 I'm Hungry. 591 00:32:43,242 --> 00:32:44,577 Are You Hungry? 592 00:32:49,082 --> 00:32:50,918 I'm Hungry. 593 00:32:50,918 --> 00:32:52,252 You Hungry? 594 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:58,123 Got It! 595 00:32:58,123 --> 00:32:59,125 Yay! 596 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:01,193 Oh, It's Ok. Nice Try, Sheila. 597 00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:03,061 Hey, Maddie, Abby! 598 00:33:03,062 --> 00:33:04,164 Hi! 599 00:33:03,062 --> 00:33:04,164 Hi, Sheila! 600 00:33:04,163 --> 00:33:06,066 Hey, Look Who It Is! It's Lenny The Spaz Boy. 601 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,035 Hey, Lenny! 602 00:33:09,035 --> 00:33:10,637 9-7! 603 00:33:10,636 --> 00:33:12,704 Hey, Who Did That? 604 00:33:12,704 --> 00:33:15,541 I Can't Believe Sheila's Really Friends With That Dag. 605 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:17,643 Actually, They're More Than Friends. 606 00:33:17,643 --> 00:33:20,079 They're Doing The Lip Mash? 607 00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:22,415 Yeah, But Don't Tell Anyone. 608 00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:25,852 Lenny, Sheila. 609 00:33:32,057 --> 00:33:34,127 What A Dork. 610 00:33:35,261 --> 00:33:37,563 Just Where Do You Surfies Think You're Going? 611 00:33:37,564 --> 00:33:39,066 This Is Our Beach. 612 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:41,401 Someone Talking To Us, Pete? 613 00:33:41,401 --> 00:33:43,068 No. Nobody That I Can See. 614 00:33:43,068 --> 00:33:45,337 Well, You Better Listen, Or There's Gonna Be Trouble. 615 00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:46,672 Ray, 616 00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:48,374 You've Been Watching Too Much Baywatch. 617 00:33:52,412 --> 00:33:54,648 Look, Guys. We Just Want To Surf. 618 00:33:54,648 --> 00:33:56,582 Why Don't You Bloody Just Go Back To Looking In The Mirror 619 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:58,085 Or Whatever It Is You Do For A Living. 620 00:33:58,085 --> 00:33:59,952 Let's Go. 621 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:03,088 Let's Get Out Of Here. 622 00:34:03,088 --> 00:34:04,423 Hey, Girls. 623 00:34:04,423 --> 00:34:06,325 I'm Having A Party In Me Dad's Boat 624 00:34:06,325 --> 00:34:08,295 This Friday. I'd Love For You To Come. 625 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:09,896 Great. 626 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:09,896 Yeah. 627 00:34:09,895 --> 00:34:11,831 But In Case I Forgot To Lay Out The Rules 628 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:12,833 Of The Game, 629 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,568 Hang With Them, 630 00:34:14,568 --> 00:34:16,703 And You Can Forget About The Party 631 00:34:16,702 --> 00:34:19,038 And Everything That Goes Along With It. 632 00:34:25,978 --> 00:34:27,280 Don't Go There. 633 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,481 Too Late. 634 00:34:33,987 --> 00:34:35,354 Good Day, Huh? 635 00:34:35,354 --> 00:34:36,757 Mm. 636 00:34:36,757 --> 00:34:39,858 Well, At Least We're Part Of Vic's Group Now. 637 00:34:39,858 --> 00:34:41,061 Mm. 638 00:34:43,396 --> 00:34:44,996 Those Surfer Boys Are Pretty Cute. 639 00:34:44,996 --> 00:34:46,265 Mm. 640 00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:49,068 I'm Gonna Wear Your New Shoes 641 00:34:49,068 --> 00:34:50,069 To The Party. 642 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:51,371 Mm. 643 00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:53,373 All Right, You've Been Mm-Ing All Night. 644 00:34:53,373 --> 00:34:54,441 What's The Deal? 645 00:34:55,874 --> 00:34:57,309 I Was Just Thinking, 646 00:34:57,309 --> 00:34:58,744 Don't You Feel The Least Bit Bad 647 00:34:58,744 --> 00:35:00,179 About What Happened Today? 648 00:35:00,179 --> 00:35:01,914 Blabbing About Lenny And Sheila? 649 00:35:01,914 --> 00:35:03,782 Well, Yeah, But It Was Just An Accident. 650 00:35:03,782 --> 00:35:05,418 I Know. It Just Slipped Out, Right? 651 00:35:05,418 --> 00:35:07,086 Don't You Ever Ask Yourself 652 00:35:07,086 --> 00:35:08,755 Why Things Are Always Just 653 00:35:08,755 --> 00:35:10,222 Slipping Out Of Our Mouths? 654 00:35:10,222 --> 00:35:11,224 Don't Get All Oprah On Me. 655 00:35:11,224 --> 00:35:12,825 I Blew It, Ok? 656 00:35:12,825 --> 00:35:13,827 Please. 657 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:55,534 Ok, Then. 658 00:35:55,534 --> 00:35:56,868 What'll It Be, Gents? 659 00:35:56,869 --> 00:36:00,006 Harry, Push The Fried Cockatoo! 660 00:36:00,005 --> 00:36:02,474 2 Homemade Pies With Ketchup... 661 00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:04,411 And One Beer. 662 00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:08,548 Dog's Eye, Dead Horse, And Pig's Ear! 663 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:11,751 Tourists, Eh? 664 00:36:11,751 --> 00:36:13,186 Where Are You From? 665 00:36:13,186 --> 00:36:14,320 Yur-Ugli. 666 00:36:16,523 --> 00:36:17,724 Come Again, Mate? 667 00:36:17,724 --> 00:36:20,426 I Said Yurugli. 668 00:36:20,425 --> 00:36:22,628 Would You Like Me To Spell It For You? 669 00:36:25,565 --> 00:36:26,932 Whoa! 670 00:36:26,932 --> 00:36:28,135 Aah! 671 00:36:34,206 --> 00:36:35,808 Next Time, Just Do Me A Favor. 672 00:36:35,809 --> 00:36:37,144 Tell 'Em We're From New York. 673 00:36:59,932 --> 00:37:01,168 So, What's His Name? 674 00:37:01,168 --> 00:37:03,103 Pete, And He's Totally Cool, 675 00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,237 But If Victoria Ever Caught Me 676 00:37:04,237 --> 00:37:05,238 Hanging Out With Him, 677 00:37:05,237 --> 00:37:06,304 I'd Be History. 678 00:37:06,304 --> 00:37:07,306 When I Was Your Age, 679 00:37:07,307 --> 00:37:09,042 There Was A Girl Just Like Victoria. 680 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,075 Really? 681 00:37:10,075 --> 00:37:11,577 Yeah, There's Always A Girl Like Victoria. 682 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:14,114 Anyway, I Wanted To Be In Her Group So Badly, 683 00:37:14,114 --> 00:37:15,148 But I Stopped Doing All The Things 684 00:37:15,148 --> 00:37:16,149 I Wanted To Do 685 00:37:16,148 --> 00:37:17,150 And Picked Up All The Things 686 00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:18,151 She Wanted To Do. 687 00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:19,551 Oh, I Know This One. 688 00:37:19,552 --> 00:37:20,687 But You Were Completely Miserable 689 00:37:20,686 --> 00:37:21,688 Because You Weren't Being True 690 00:37:21,688 --> 00:37:22,689 To Yourself. 691 00:37:22,688 --> 00:37:24,290 No. I Was Totally Popular. 692 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,492 It Was A Blast. 693 00:37:25,492 --> 00:37:26,559 But... 694 00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,061 I Wasn't Being Me. 695 00:37:28,061 --> 00:37:29,896 I Was Being Who They Wanted Me To Be, 696 00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:31,465 And That's No Good. 697 00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:34,099 Have You Ever Asked Yourself 698 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:37,503 What Price Is A Girl Supposed To Pay For... 699 00:37:37,503 --> 00:37:38,537 Popularity? 700 00:37:38,537 --> 00:37:41,373 I Can't Say That I Have, Missy. 701 00:37:41,374 --> 00:37:42,542 Is That Alive? 702 00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:44,244 Not Anymore. 703 00:37:45,545 --> 00:37:47,280 I'll Give You Some Advice, Young'un. 704 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,681 You Follow Your Heart, 705 00:37:48,681 --> 00:37:50,717 Be True To Yourself, 706 00:37:50,717 --> 00:37:53,220 And Always Use A Number 5 Hook. 707 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:54,821 That's The Key To Happiness. 708 00:38:00,592 --> 00:38:02,595 I'm Glad We Had This Talk. 709 00:38:02,595 --> 00:38:03,896 Yeah. 710 00:38:05,664 --> 00:38:06,999 You Know How I Said There Were Gonna Be 711 00:38:06,999 --> 00:38:09,068 No Spit Takes In This Movie? 712 00:38:09,068 --> 00:38:12,304 Well, This Is An Exception. 713 00:38:14,307 --> 00:38:15,976 I've Been Looking For This. 714 00:38:20,545 --> 00:38:22,114 Hello, Salvation Shore Inn. 715 00:38:22,115 --> 00:38:23,182 Do You Have A Room? 716 00:38:23,182 --> 00:38:25,585 Matter Of Fact, We Just Had A Cancellation. 717 00:38:25,585 --> 00:38:27,186 Like, 2 Minutes Ago. 718 00:38:27,186 --> 00:38:30,856 Good, Then I Would Like To Make A Reservation. 719 00:38:30,856 --> 00:38:32,025 Great, For When? 720 00:38:32,025 --> 00:38:33,026 Tonight. 721 00:38:33,025 --> 00:38:34,493 Terrific. Come On Over. 722 00:38:41,835 --> 00:38:42,869 Idiot. 723 00:38:42,869 --> 00:38:45,171 Let's See... 724 00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:46,472 Ok... 725 00:38:46,472 --> 00:38:49,442 Lucky For You We've Just Had A Cancellation. 726 00:38:49,443 --> 00:38:50,544 It's High Season, You Know. 727 00:38:51,943 --> 00:38:53,979 Yeah, Lucky For Us. 728 00:38:58,885 --> 00:39:00,386 Cute Kids. 729 00:39:00,385 --> 00:39:02,887 Oh, Aren't They, Though? 730 00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:05,057 Oh, You'll Meet 'Em Later, At Dinner. 731 00:39:05,057 --> 00:39:07,226 Fantastic. 732 00:39:07,226 --> 00:39:10,829 Let Me Put You In Room 2. 733 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:12,632 This Is One Of Our Best. 734 00:39:12,632 --> 00:39:14,900 Ok... 735 00:39:18,771 --> 00:39:20,806 So, Mac, Sidney, 736 00:39:20,806 --> 00:39:22,275 Are You Here On Business Or Pleasure? 737 00:39:22,275 --> 00:39:23,309 Business. 738 00:39:22,275 --> 00:39:23,309 Pleasure. 739 00:39:24,577 --> 00:39:26,345 Well, For Us, You Know, 740 00:39:26,345 --> 00:39:27,713 Business Is A Pleasure. 741 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,715 Yes, We're Traveling Agents 742 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:31,584 Touring Beautiful Austria. 743 00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:32,951 You Mean Australia? 744 00:39:32,952 --> 00:39:35,121 Exactly. 745 00:39:35,121 --> 00:39:37,690 Ok, Everybody. 746 00:39:37,690 --> 00:39:39,760 Here We Go. 747 00:39:42,394 --> 00:39:43,862 Uh, Mom? 748 00:39:43,862 --> 00:39:45,664 Oh, It's Shark Casserole, Honey. 749 00:39:45,664 --> 00:39:47,700 Mr. Shaw Gave Me The Recipe. 750 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,568 The Secret Ingredient Is A Pinch Of Whale Blubber. 751 00:39:50,568 --> 00:39:51,570 Eww. 752 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:52,738 So, Uh... So What About You Folks? 753 00:39:52,737 --> 00:39:53,772 Where Are You From? 754 00:39:53,773 --> 00:39:55,041 Texas. Delaware. Cleveland. 755 00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:00,313 We've, Uh... 756 00:40:00,313 --> 00:40:01,314 We've Moved A Lot. 757 00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:05,051 Uh, Sidney, The--The Fin, 758 00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:06,585 It's A Garnish. 759 00:40:09,621 --> 00:40:11,090 I Knew That. 760 00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:12,958 Sorry I'm Late. 761 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,360 Scuba Lesson Ran Long. 762 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:38,717 Uh, Dude? 763 00:40:38,717 --> 00:40:39,719 She's Trying To Tell You 764 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,454 You Have Broccoli In Your Teeth. 765 00:40:43,889 --> 00:40:46,191 Oh, Thanks. 766 00:40:46,191 --> 00:40:47,994 You're The Next Contestant 767 00:40:47,994 --> 00:40:50,095 On Who Wants To Marry A Loser? 768 00:41:03,075 --> 00:41:04,911 Ok, Right Here Is The Opera House, 769 00:41:04,911 --> 00:41:07,278 And All Along Here Is Circular Quay. 770 00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:10,048 And What's That A Little To The Right? 771 00:41:10,048 --> 00:41:11,751 Oh, The Maritime Museum-- 772 00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:13,686 No, No, No. The Other Right 773 00:41:13,686 --> 00:41:15,622 And Down A Little. 774 00:41:15,621 --> 00:41:17,155 Ok, No Need To Shout. 775 00:41:17,155 --> 00:41:18,490 Well, That's Just A Post Office. 776 00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:19,726 Exactly! 777 00:41:19,726 --> 00:41:21,561 Oh, Do You Like Post Offices? 778 00:41:21,561 --> 00:41:22,562 I Love Them. 779 00:41:22,561 --> 00:41:24,396 Oh, Well. There Are Many. 780 00:41:24,396 --> 00:41:25,965 There's A Big One Right Here On Martin Place 781 00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:28,066 That Is Just Out Of This World. 782 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,601 I Can Take You There If You Want To See It. 783 00:41:29,601 --> 00:41:30,603 Don't Worry. Listen. 784 00:41:30,603 --> 00:41:31,770 We Can Find It. No Problem. 785 00:41:31,771 --> 00:41:32,772 Oh, No. It's No Trouble. 786 00:41:32,771 --> 00:41:33,840 And Then We Can Go Later On 787 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,675 And Watch Them Sort Tomorrow's Bulk Mail. 788 00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:38,344 Such Fun. 789 00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:38,344 Mm-Hmm. 790 00:41:38,344 --> 00:41:39,445 Looking Forward To It... 791 00:41:39,445 --> 00:41:41,046 Yeah. 792 00:41:39,445 --> 00:41:41,046 A Lot. 793 00:41:41,046 --> 00:41:42,516 Okey-Doke. 794 00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:52,058 Shh. 795 00:41:56,095 --> 00:41:58,497 Boss Said The Diamond Was In The Backpack. 796 00:41:58,496 --> 00:42:00,599 It's Been 2 Months. I Don't Know. 797 00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:01,766 Maybe She Cleaned It Out. 798 00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:03,135 Well, If It's Not Here, 799 00:42:03,135 --> 00:42:05,037 Where The Heck Is It? 800 00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:11,010 Hey, Is That New? 801 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:12,712 Yeah. Found It In My Backpack. 802 00:42:12,711 --> 00:42:15,014 Must Have Fallen Out Of My Jewelry-Making Kit. 803 00:42:15,014 --> 00:42:17,282 Spruced It Up A Little. What Do You Think? 804 00:42:17,282 --> 00:42:18,784 Kind Of Nineties. 805 00:42:18,784 --> 00:42:19,786 Hmm. 806 00:42:22,054 --> 00:42:24,223 Now, How Are We Gonna Find The Diamond? 807 00:42:24,224 --> 00:42:25,725 Maybe It's Time 808 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:27,527 We Had That Little Talk With Those-- 809 00:42:27,527 --> 00:42:28,527 Aha! 810 00:42:28,527 --> 00:42:29,929 Mac, Sidney... 811 00:42:29,929 --> 00:42:31,030 Completely Forgot To Show You 812 00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:32,465 2 Other Post Offices. 813 00:42:32,465 --> 00:42:33,499 I Don't Know What I Was Thinking. 814 00:42:33,499 --> 00:42:34,600 Right Down Here There's A Beaut. 815 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:35,601 Just Take A Look. 816 00:42:35,601 --> 00:42:36,603 Now, This One, You Could Drive Up Here. 817 00:42:36,603 --> 00:42:37,603 There's A Little Fountain In Front. 818 00:42:37,603 --> 00:42:38,637 A Fountain? 819 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:43,575 I Mean, What Do You Wear To A Yacht Party? 820 00:42:43,575 --> 00:42:45,378 An Inflatable Dress? 821 00:42:46,545 --> 00:42:48,648 Hello, Pulse Check. 822 00:42:48,648 --> 00:42:49,815 Sorry. 823 00:42:49,815 --> 00:42:51,351 I Was Just Thinking, 824 00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,352 There's Something Weird 825 00:42:52,351 --> 00:42:54,353 About Those Travel Agent Guys. 826 00:42:54,353 --> 00:42:56,321 Duh. They Like Shark Casserole. 827 00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:57,423 No, Not That. 828 00:42:57,423 --> 00:43:00,760 I Mean, We've Been Here For 2 Months Already, 829 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,695 And We Haven't Had Any Guests. 830 00:43:02,695 --> 00:43:03,696 And All Of A Sudden, 831 00:43:03,695 --> 00:43:05,463 These 2 Extras From The Sopranos 832 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:06,632 Show Up. 833 00:43:06,632 --> 00:43:08,667 You Haven't Blabbed To Anyone About Us, 834 00:43:08,668 --> 00:43:09,669 Have You? 835 00:43:09,668 --> 00:43:10,804 You're Accusing Me Of Blabbing? 836 00:43:10,804 --> 00:43:11,805 What About You? 837 00:43:11,804 --> 00:43:12,804 I Didn't. 838 00:43:12,804 --> 00:43:13,806 Well, I Didn't, Either. 839 00:43:13,806 --> 00:43:14,807 You're Just Being-- 840 00:43:14,807 --> 00:43:15,809 Ow! 841 00:43:17,610 --> 00:43:20,046 Paranoid. 842 00:43:26,251 --> 00:43:27,920 This Is Dumb. 843 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,988 Then Why Are You Walking So Fast? 844 00:43:28,987 --> 00:43:30,521 Why Are You Walking So Fast? 845 00:43:30,521 --> 00:43:31,857 I'm Just Following You. 846 00:43:33,124 --> 00:43:34,126 You're Freaking Me Out. 847 00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:35,126 You're Freaking Me Out. 848 00:43:35,126 --> 00:43:38,898 You're Freaking Me Out. 849 00:43:42,601 --> 00:43:44,103 Aah! 850 00:43:48,407 --> 00:43:49,808 Aah! 851 00:43:51,777 --> 00:43:53,445 Hmm. 852 00:43:53,445 --> 00:43:54,813 I Knew I Should Have Brushed My Hair Today. 853 00:43:54,813 --> 00:43:57,082 You'd Still Look Scary. 854 00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:58,383 You Girls Ok? 855 00:43:58,383 --> 00:43:59,385 No. 856 00:43:58,383 --> 00:43:59,385 Yes. 857 00:43:59,385 --> 00:44:00,954 No. 858 00:43:59,385 --> 00:44:00,954 Yes. 859 00:44:00,954 --> 00:44:02,488 Uh... 860 00:44:02,487 --> 00:44:03,956 We're Just Heading Over To Luna Park. 861 00:44:03,956 --> 00:44:04,956 We'd Love To Go. 862 00:44:04,956 --> 00:44:06,159 But We Can't. 863 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:08,861 I Mean, We Have Stuff... 864 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:09,961 To Do. 865 00:44:09,961 --> 00:44:12,130 You Mean, Victoria Might Not Like It? 866 00:44:12,130 --> 00:44:13,365 That's Not What I Said. 867 00:44:13,365 --> 00:44:14,566 That's What You Meant. 868 00:44:14,566 --> 00:44:16,635 Do You Guys Do Everything Victoria Tells You To Do? 869 00:44:25,911 --> 00:44:27,679 Hmm. It's Closed. 870 00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:29,214 Not For Us. 871 00:44:29,215 --> 00:44:30,249 Avery's Dad Owns The Place. 872 00:44:30,249 --> 00:44:31,951 Come On. 873 00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:38,157 I've Worked Here Every Summer 874 00:44:38,157 --> 00:44:39,357 Since I Was 12. 875 00:44:39,358 --> 00:44:41,995 Guess We Don't Have To Worry About Long Lines. 876 00:44:43,061 --> 00:44:44,963 ™� 99 Red Balloons ♪ 877 00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:48,132 ♪ Were Floating In The Summer Sky ♪ 878 00:44:48,132 --> 00:44:50,436 ♪ Panic Bells, It's Red Alert ♪ 879 00:44:50,436 --> 00:44:51,436 ♪ There's Something Here ♪ 880 00:44:51,436 --> 00:44:52,871 ♪ From Somewhere Else ♪ 881 00:44:52,871 --> 00:44:55,206 ♪ The War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪ 882 00:44:55,206 --> 00:44:57,342 ♪ Opens Up One Eager Eye ♪ 883 00:44:57,342 --> 00:44:59,878 ♪ Focusing It On The Sky ♪ 884 00:44:59,878 --> 00:45:01,880 ♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪ 885 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,849 ♪ Go By ♪ 886 00:45:03,849 --> 00:45:05,851 Look At Me. I'm Ally Mcbeal. 887 00:45:05,851 --> 00:45:09,520 And Look At Me. I'm Mini-Me. 888 00:45:09,521 --> 00:45:11,624 So, Uh, What's The Story With You Guys 889 00:45:11,624 --> 00:45:13,025 Wasting Your Life With Victoria 890 00:45:13,025 --> 00:45:14,026 And The Dim Bulbs? 891 00:45:14,025 --> 00:45:15,027 Well, She's Not So Bad 892 00:45:15,027 --> 00:45:16,561 Once You Get To Know Her. 893 00:45:16,561 --> 00:45:17,563 You Mean, She's Not So Bad 894 00:45:17,563 --> 00:45:19,699 Until You Get To Know Her. 895 00:45:19,699 --> 00:45:22,501 ™� 99 Ministers Meet ♪ 896 00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:23,836 ♪ To Worry, Worry ♪ 897 00:45:23,836 --> 00:45:25,071 ♪ Super-Scurry ♪ 898 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:27,139 ♪ Call Out The Troops Now In A Hurry ♪ 899 00:45:27,139 --> 00:45:29,907 ♪ This Is What We've Waited For ♪ 900 00:45:29,907 --> 00:45:30,909 ♪ This Is It, Boys ♪ 901 00:45:30,909 --> 00:45:32,810 ♪ This Is War ♪ 902 00:45:32,811 --> 00:45:34,713 ♪ The President Is On The Line ♪ 903 00:45:34,713 --> 00:45:36,715 ♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪ 904 00:45:36,715 --> 00:45:38,650 ♪ Go By ♪ 905 00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:40,286 Later, Guys. 906 00:45:43,289 --> 00:45:46,258 So, Uh, What Brought Your Family To Sydney? 907 00:45:46,257 --> 00:45:48,093 Well, I, Uh-- 908 00:45:48,094 --> 00:45:49,762 Um... 909 00:45:49,762 --> 00:45:51,998 My Parents Inherited The Inn. 910 00:45:51,998 --> 00:45:53,566 Really? From Who? 911 00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:56,301 Oh. Uh... 912 00:45:56,302 --> 00:45:58,570 Some Dead Guy? 913 00:45:58,570 --> 00:45:59,572 Dead Guy. 914 00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:00,774 Yeah. 915 00:46:02,141 --> 00:46:03,476 Why Does Everyone Take Surfing 916 00:46:03,476 --> 00:46:04,477 So Seriously Here? 917 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:05,711 It's Just A Sport. 918 00:46:05,711 --> 00:46:08,246 No. Surfing Is Much More Than That. 919 00:46:08,246 --> 00:46:10,215 It's A Way Of Life. 920 00:46:10,215 --> 00:46:12,284 It's Not About The Competition. 921 00:46:12,284 --> 00:46:13,552 It's About You 922 00:46:13,552 --> 00:46:14,553 And The Board 923 00:46:14,552 --> 00:46:15,653 And The Wave. 924 00:46:15,653 --> 00:46:17,155 Communing With Nature. 925 00:46:17,155 --> 00:46:18,891 Ok, So It's A Bit Much, 926 00:46:18,891 --> 00:46:21,126 But He's Cute, Right? 927 00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:22,895 � 99 Minister of War ♪ 928 00:46:22,896 --> 00:46:26,032 ♪ Matchstick And Gasoline can ♪ 929 00:46:26,032 --> 00:46:28,468 ♪ Held up For smart people ♪ 930 00:46:28,467 --> 00:46:30,668 ♪ Weathering Already fat booty ♪ 931 00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:33,205 ♪ Riefen: War And wanted power ♪ 932 00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:34,773 ♪ Man, Weer Haette ♪ 933 00:46:34,773 --> 00:46:36,142 ♪ The thought ♪ 934 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,143 ♪ That once upon a time So far ♪ 935 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,112 ♪ Because of 99 balloons ♪ 936 00:46:41,246 --> 00:46:42,648 This Is So Cool! 937 00:47:01,132 --> 00:47:03,234 Ready To Hurl? 938 00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:04,237 Almost. 939 00:47:07,907 --> 00:47:10,376 � There's Something Here From Somewhere Else ♪ 940 00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:12,745 ♪ The War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪ 941 00:47:12,744 --> 00:47:15,146 ♪ As 99 Red Balloons ♪ 942 00:47:15,146 --> 00:47:16,715 ♪ Go By-- ♪ 943 00:47:18,717 --> 00:47:20,518 Oh, This Is Ridiculous. 944 00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:22,020 She'd Never Stay With Him. 945 00:47:22,019 --> 00:47:23,621 He's Having An Affair With Her Mother 946 00:47:23,621 --> 00:47:24,623 And 2 Sisters. 947 00:47:24,623 --> 00:47:26,657 Honey? Where Are You? 948 00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,228 I'm Out Here, Honey. 949 00:47:30,095 --> 00:47:31,296 There You Are. 950 00:47:31,295 --> 00:47:32,397 Oh. 951 00:47:32,398 --> 00:47:34,099 Happy Anniversary. 952 00:47:34,099 --> 00:47:36,501 Sweetheart... 953 00:47:36,501 --> 00:47:39,304 Oh, They're Beautiful. 954 00:47:39,304 --> 00:47:41,273 Honey, Oh... 955 00:47:42,507 --> 00:47:43,941 Oh, Mom, Dad, 956 00:47:43,941 --> 00:47:45,411 You're Freaking Us Out. 957 00:47:45,411 --> 00:47:48,213 Hey, Where Have You Girls Been All Day? 958 00:47:48,213 --> 00:47:49,849 The Roller Coaster Of Life. 959 00:47:59,090 --> 00:48:00,159 What Happened? 960 00:48:04,697 --> 00:48:07,032 Boomer. 961 00:48:07,032 --> 00:48:08,867 Boomer! 962 00:48:13,938 --> 00:48:16,074 What--What's The Matter, Teri? 963 00:48:16,074 --> 00:48:17,242 Shirley. 964 00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:18,244 Yeah, Whatever. 965 00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:21,579 Did I Do Something Wrong? 966 00:48:21,579 --> 00:48:22,780 No. 967 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,116 No, And The Flowers, 968 00:48:24,117 --> 00:48:26,319 They're--They're Beautiful, Honey. 969 00:48:26,318 --> 00:48:28,186 It's Just, Um... 970 00:48:28,186 --> 00:48:31,456 I Don't Know, I--I Miss Our Old Life. 971 00:48:31,456 --> 00:48:32,458 Maybe Next Year, 972 00:48:32,458 --> 00:48:33,459 We'll Have Our Anniversary 973 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:35,427 At Home... 974 00:48:35,427 --> 00:48:37,228 Well, Whatever Our Name Is... 975 00:48:37,228 --> 00:48:39,297 Whatever It Is This Week... 976 00:48:39,298 --> 00:48:40,633 We're A Family, 977 00:48:40,632 --> 00:48:42,868 And We Gotta Stick Together. 978 00:48:42,869 --> 00:48:44,202 This Is The Part Of The Movie 979 00:48:44,202 --> 00:48:45,704 Where We Feel Really Guilty 980 00:48:45,704 --> 00:48:47,172 For All The Trouble We've Caused. 981 00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:49,408 I Feel Really Guilty 982 00:48:49,407 --> 00:48:51,543 For All The Trouble We've Caused. 983 00:48:51,543 --> 00:48:52,745 I Know. We've Been Having 984 00:48:52,744 --> 00:48:53,912 The Time Of Our Life. 985 00:48:53,912 --> 00:48:55,380 And Mom And Dad Are Running An Inn 986 00:48:55,380 --> 00:48:56,815 With 2 Guests Who Seem Like 987 00:48:56,815 --> 00:48:58,884 They Warped In From Another Planet. 988 00:49:03,088 --> 00:49:04,556 Hey, I've Got An Idea. 989 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,794 No, It's Out Of The Question. 990 00:49:08,793 --> 00:49:10,362 There's Way Too Much To Do Around Here. 991 00:49:10,362 --> 00:49:11,864 Besides, We're Not Gonna Leave You Two Alone 992 00:49:11,864 --> 00:49:13,065 Here At The Inn. 993 00:49:13,065 --> 00:49:15,133 But, Dad, We're, Like, 14. 994 00:49:15,133 --> 00:49:16,534 We Haven't Had A Baby-Sitter 995 00:49:16,534 --> 00:49:17,836 In, Like... 996 00:49:17,836 --> 00:49:18,836 Weeks. 997 00:49:18,836 --> 00:49:20,139 No. 998 00:49:20,139 --> 00:49:21,140 But Katie Promised 999 00:49:21,139 --> 00:49:22,141 That She'd Look After Us 1000 00:49:22,141 --> 00:49:23,142 And The Inn. 1001 00:49:23,141 --> 00:49:24,844 No. Ow! 1002 00:49:26,378 --> 00:49:28,514 Honey, It Is Our Anniversary. 1003 00:49:30,014 --> 00:49:31,349 No, And That's It! 1004 00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:32,351 Oh! 1005 00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:36,121 Well, Maybe A Couple Days Off 1006 00:49:36,121 --> 00:49:38,124 Wouldn't Be So Bad. 1007 00:49:39,691 --> 00:49:40,958 Girls... 1008 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,393 I Want You To Be Good, Ok? 1009 00:49:42,394 --> 00:49:43,996 Bye, Guys. 1010 00:49:42,394 --> 00:49:43,996 Love You. 1011 00:49:43,996 --> 00:49:45,396 Bye. 1012 00:49:43,996 --> 00:49:45,396 Bye. 1013 00:49:45,396 --> 00:49:46,697 Have Fun. 1014 00:49:45,396 --> 00:49:46,697 Love You. 1015 00:49:46,697 --> 00:49:47,766 We Convinced Mom And Dad 1016 00:49:47,766 --> 00:49:48,901 To Go On A Camping Trip 1017 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:49,969 For Their Anniversary... 1018 00:49:49,969 --> 00:49:52,005 For Their Sanity. 1019 00:49:55,173 --> 00:49:56,575 Wrong Side! 1020 00:50:10,322 --> 00:50:12,090 Come On. We're Gonna Be Late For The Party. 1021 00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:13,893 It's Like Taking Candy... 1022 00:50:13,893 --> 00:50:15,595 From A Baby. 1023 00:50:23,568 --> 00:50:25,337 Ok, Boomer. We're Going To A Party, 1024 00:50:25,338 --> 00:50:28,274 But Please, Don't Trash The Room Again. 1025 00:50:28,273 --> 00:50:30,777 And Only 10 More Minutes Of Tv. 1026 00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:39,751 Later, Mac, Sid. 1027 00:50:39,751 --> 00:50:41,152 Have Fun. 1028 00:50:41,153 --> 00:50:42,755 Where Are You Going? 1029 00:50:42,755 --> 00:50:43,756 Yacht Party. 1030 00:50:48,394 --> 00:50:49,762 Come On. We're Gonna Be Late. 1031 00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:54,766 Was That-- 1032 00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:54,766 Yes. 1033 00:50:54,766 --> 00:50:57,302 That Was The Kneel Diamond. 1034 00:50:59,137 --> 00:51:01,539 Wait. 1035 00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:03,941 We're Going To A Party. 1036 00:51:03,941 --> 00:51:06,378 Yeah, But I'm Not Dressed Right. 1037 00:51:06,378 --> 00:51:09,214 Al Pacino Wouldn't Have To Put Up With This. 1038 00:51:30,101 --> 00:51:31,170 What Do You Call 1039 00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:32,505 Australian Boxer Shorts? 1040 00:51:32,505 --> 00:51:34,140 Down Underwear. 1041 00:51:41,746 --> 00:51:43,181 Surf-Adelic, Baby. 1042 00:51:55,059 --> 00:51:57,862 Why Did The Crocodile Cross The Road? 1043 00:51:57,862 --> 00:51:58,864 Like I Care. 1044 00:52:07,371 --> 00:52:09,808 Oh. Am I Supposed To Say Something Funny? 1045 00:52:09,809 --> 00:52:10,810 Something Funny. 1046 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,449 Kill The Engine. 1047 00:52:20,251 --> 00:52:22,188 Ok, Here's The Plan. 1048 00:52:22,188 --> 00:52:23,722 I Hack Into The Ship's Mainframe, 1049 00:52:23,722 --> 00:52:25,056 Create A Feedback Loop 1050 00:52:25,057 --> 00:52:26,459 Which Knocks Out The Power Grid. 1051 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:28,094 What? 1052 00:52:28,094 --> 00:52:30,461 Why? Am I Being Tested? Why? 1053 00:52:30,461 --> 00:52:32,097 Listen, Mr. Bill Gates. 1054 00:52:32,097 --> 00:52:33,766 We Climb Up The Ladder, 1055 00:52:33,766 --> 00:52:35,233 We Grab The Diamond, 1056 00:52:35,233 --> 00:52:37,502 And We Get Back In The Boat. 1057 00:52:38,536 --> 00:52:40,938 Fine, Fine. Do It Your Way. 1058 00:52:40,938 --> 00:52:43,041 God, You're So Eighties. 1059 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:51,917 You Wanna Dance? 1060 00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:53,585 Um, I'll Be Right Back. 1061 00:52:57,523 --> 00:52:59,124 Maddie, You're Really Pretty. 1062 00:52:59,124 --> 00:53:01,260 Thanks, You're Really Pretty, Too. 1063 00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:02,995 I Mean... 1064 00:53:09,434 --> 00:53:10,937 I'll Be Right Back. 1065 00:53:15,041 --> 00:53:16,242 You Just Gave Him The Cheek? 1066 00:53:16,242 --> 00:53:17,443 I Gave Him The Cheek. 1067 00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:18,878 Defensive Maneuver 41. 1068 00:53:20,912 --> 00:53:23,815 Well, I Don't Care How Popular Johnny Is, 1069 00:53:23,815 --> 00:53:26,050 He's A Dorko Dancer With Bad Breath. 1070 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:28,219 I Mean, I'd Rather Hang With Pete And Avery 1071 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,622 Any Day Of The Week. 1072 00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:42,635 This Is A Closed Party. 1073 00:53:42,635 --> 00:53:44,270 Invitation Only. 1074 00:53:46,405 --> 00:53:48,173 Must Have Left It In My Other Wet Suit. 1075 00:53:49,374 --> 00:53:50,742 Just What Do You Think You're Doing Here? 1076 00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:53,011 We Heard There Were Some Babes On Board. 1077 00:53:55,947 --> 00:53:58,183 If I Catch You On Our Beach Again, 1078 00:53:58,184 --> 00:54:00,386 Or Anywhere Near Us, I'll... 1079 00:54:00,385 --> 00:54:01,385 What? 1080 00:54:01,385 --> 00:54:04,456 Finish A Sentence? 1081 00:54:04,456 --> 00:54:05,958 That's It. We're Done Talking. 1082 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:06,959 Wait. 1083 00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:08,393 No Fighting On Daddy's Boat. 1084 00:54:08,394 --> 00:54:10,061 Too Messy. 1085 00:54:10,061 --> 00:54:11,364 I've Got A Better Idea. 1086 00:54:11,364 --> 00:54:12,632 A Surf War 1087 00:54:12,632 --> 00:54:13,898 On Sunday. 1088 00:54:13,898 --> 00:54:15,166 Winner Takes The Beach. 1089 00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:17,636 Loser Moves Down To D.Y. 1090 00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:22,141 Deal. 1091 00:54:22,141 --> 00:54:23,142 Shake? 1092 00:54:26,077 --> 00:54:27,746 Now Get Off Daddy's Boat. 1093 00:54:27,746 --> 00:54:29,882 Our Pleasure. 1094 00:54:29,882 --> 00:54:31,816 See You On Sunday. 1095 00:54:32,818 --> 00:54:33,819 All Right, Everybody. 1096 00:54:33,818 --> 00:54:35,353 Back To The Party. 1097 00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,525 Ah, The Motor Is Dead. 1098 00:54:41,525 --> 00:54:43,060 Ah, Great. Flooded. 1099 00:54:43,061 --> 00:54:44,963 Let's Get Underway. 1100 00:54:44,963 --> 00:54:46,998 Yes, Miss Victoria. 1101 00:54:46,998 --> 00:54:47,999 Raise Anchor. 1102 00:54:49,633 --> 00:54:51,036 Look Out, Mac! 1103 00:54:52,470 --> 00:54:53,739 Oh, Shoot! 1104 00:54:58,043 --> 00:54:59,043 Watch Out! 1105 00:55:09,755 --> 00:55:11,957 Sharks, Sharks. 1106 00:55:11,956 --> 00:55:13,592 Sharks! 1107 00:55:13,592 --> 00:55:17,229 David Hasselhoff Never Had To Deal With This. 1108 00:55:18,229 --> 00:55:19,229 What? 1109 00:55:19,229 --> 00:55:20,766 Shh. 1110 00:55:20,766 --> 00:55:22,001 Over Here. 1111 00:55:23,402 --> 00:55:26,204 No. I'm Not Going. 1112 00:55:26,204 --> 00:55:27,438 No. I'm Sorry. No. 1113 00:55:27,438 --> 00:55:28,840 Please, Please, Please, Please-- 1114 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,007 No. I'm Not Going. 1115 00:55:30,007 --> 00:55:31,009 Please. 1116 00:55:31,010 --> 00:55:32,010 No. These Are My New Boots. 1117 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:33,012 Please. 1118 00:55:39,717 --> 00:55:43,521 ™� On The Inside ♪ 1119 00:55:43,521 --> 00:55:44,688 ♪ Do You Know? ™� 1120 00:55:44,688 --> 00:55:47,858 ♪ Well, I'm Sure Of That ♪ 1121 00:55:47,858 --> 00:55:51,128 ♪ We Could Be Riding On The Waves Of The Ocean ♪ 1122 00:55:51,128 --> 00:55:52,897 ♪ Baby ♪ 1123 00:55:52,898 --> 00:55:54,900 ♪ Playin' To The Beat Of A Heart ♪ 1124 00:55:57,269 --> 00:55:59,671 ♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪ 1125 00:55:59,670 --> 00:56:01,339 ♪ Don't You Know? ™� 1126 00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:05,309 ♪ It's Not Really That Complicated ♪ 1127 00:56:05,309 --> 00:56:07,311 ♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪ 1128 00:56:07,311 --> 00:56:09,181 ♪ You Come And Go ♪ 1129 00:56:09,181 --> 00:56:13,385 ♪ It's So Hard For Me To Sleep At Night ♪ 1130 00:56:13,385 --> 00:56:14,387 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1131 00:56:17,588 --> 00:56:19,157 ♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪ 1132 00:56:19,157 --> 00:56:21,393 ♪ Don't You Know? ™� 1133 00:56:21,393 --> 00:56:25,697 ♪ It's Not Really That Complicated ♪ 1134 00:56:25,697 --> 00:56:26,865 ♪ Hey, Now, Now ♪ 1135 00:56:26,865 --> 00:56:29,068 ♪ You Come And Go... ♪ 1136 00:56:30,668 --> 00:56:31,804 That Was Fun. 1137 00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:32,805 Thank You. 1138 00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:37,275 Thanks For The Ride. 1139 00:56:37,275 --> 00:56:38,276 Sorry About Your Shoes. 1140 00:56:38,275 --> 00:56:39,277 It's Ok. 1141 00:56:39,277 --> 00:56:40,278 They Were Ugly Anyway. 1142 00:56:40,278 --> 00:56:42,614 Uh, We Don't Want To Rush Anything, 1143 00:56:42,614 --> 00:56:44,182 But... 1144 00:56:44,182 --> 00:56:45,850 Tomorrow's Saturday. 1145 00:56:45,849 --> 00:56:47,786 You Guys Got Any Plans? 1146 00:56:47,786 --> 00:56:50,356 No. What Did You Have In Mind? 1147 00:57:00,164 --> 00:57:05,704 ™� If I Came To You With Nothing ♪ 1148 00:57:05,704 --> 00:57:12,111 ♪ But A Story Of My Life ♪ 1149 00:57:12,110 --> 00:57:15,546 ♪ Would You Listen? Would You Listen? ™� 1150 00:57:15,546 --> 00:57:17,081 ♪ Give A Moment ♪ 1151 00:57:17,081 --> 00:57:19,484 ♪ Of Your Time? ™� 1152 00:57:19,485 --> 00:57:22,019 ♪ And I'll Tell You ♪ 1153 00:57:22,019 --> 00:57:28,826 ♪ If I Came To You With Nothing ♪ 1154 00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:34,199 ♪ But The Stories Of My Life ♪ 1155 00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:37,068 ♪ Would You Listen? Would You Listen? 1156 00:57:37,068 --> 00:57:38,403 ™� Give A Moment ♪ 1157 00:57:38,403 --> 00:57:40,938 ♪ Of Your Time ♪ 1158 00:57:40,938 --> 00:57:44,008 ♪ And I'll Tell You ♪ 1159 00:57:44,008 --> 00:57:46,177 ♪ We'll Get Through ♪ 1160 00:57:46,177 --> 00:57:51,516 ♪ Just Fine ♪ 1161 00:57:51,516 --> 00:57:53,485 ♪ If I Came To You... ♪ 1162 00:57:57,623 --> 00:57:58,624 I Don't See Why 1163 00:57:58,624 --> 00:57:59,824 We Just Can't Tell Them The Truth. 1164 00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:00,892 You Mean That We're In 1165 00:58:00,891 --> 00:58:02,027 The Witness Protection Program? 1166 00:58:02,027 --> 00:58:04,628 Oh, That's A Big Turn-On For Guys. 1167 00:58:04,628 --> 00:58:05,864 "Hey. Wanna Go See A Movie? 1168 00:58:05,864 --> 00:58:06,865 "Oh, And By The Way, 1169 00:58:06,865 --> 00:58:07,899 We're Wanted Dead Or Alive." 1170 00:58:07,898 --> 00:58:09,467 Mustard? 1171 00:58:09,467 --> 00:58:10,735 No Condiments! 1172 00:58:10,735 --> 00:58:12,436 I Mean, We've Been Here For 2 Months Already, 1173 00:58:12,436 --> 00:58:13,671 And Nothing Has Happened. 1174 00:58:13,671 --> 00:58:15,240 I'm Sick Of Living A Lie. 1175 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,908 I'm Sick Of Being Paranoid. 1176 00:58:16,907 --> 00:58:18,277 Gotcha! 1177 00:58:16,907 --> 00:58:18,277 Gotcha! 1178 00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:19,277 The Tenors. 1179 00:58:19,277 --> 00:58:20,278 Sopranos. 1180 00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:21,412 I Knew They Were The Bad Guys. 1181 00:58:21,412 --> 00:58:22,414 Keep Your Mouth Shut 1182 00:58:22,414 --> 00:58:23,949 And You Might Live To Talk About This. 1183 00:58:23,949 --> 00:58:25,182 That's Such An Old Line. 1184 00:58:25,182 --> 00:58:27,184 Honey, I Got A License To Kill. 1185 00:58:27,184 --> 00:58:28,853 So? I Have A Learner's Permit. 1186 00:58:30,121 --> 00:58:31,389 Run! 1187 00:58:32,391 --> 00:58:34,893 Now It Gets Personal. 1188 00:58:34,893 --> 00:58:35,894 Run! 1189 00:58:35,894 --> 00:58:36,895 Why? 1190 00:58:36,894 --> 00:58:37,929 Chase Sequence! Run! 1191 00:58:57,682 --> 00:58:59,919 Out Of The Way! Out Of The Way! 1192 01:00:23,133 --> 01:00:24,902 Hey, Give Me Back My Bike! 1193 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:33,212 Hi, Vic. 1194 01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:33,212 Bye, Vic. 1195 01:00:33,211 --> 01:00:34,213 How's It Going? 1196 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:35,214 Hey, What's Up? 1197 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:39,084 Get In! 1198 01:00:40,985 --> 01:00:41,985 Since When Did You Learn 1199 01:00:41,985 --> 01:00:42,987 How To Drive? 1200 01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:44,056 Since This Scene, Apparently. 1201 01:00:51,228 --> 01:00:53,231 I'm Getting Too Old For This. 1202 01:01:00,771 --> 01:01:02,440 Well, Thanks For The Ride, Guys. 1203 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,108 Yeah! See You Later! 1204 01:01:04,108 --> 01:01:07,177 Uh, Girls? 1205 01:01:07,177 --> 01:01:09,547 Is There Something You Want To Tell Us? 1206 01:01:09,548 --> 01:01:11,316 Like? 1207 01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:13,117 Like Why We're Being Chased 1208 01:01:13,117 --> 01:01:14,918 By 2 Inept Thugs? 1209 01:01:14,918 --> 01:01:18,123 Right! Excellent Question. 1210 01:01:18,123 --> 01:01:19,458 Molly? 1211 01:01:18,123 --> 01:01:19,458 Maddie! 1212 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,159 Whatever! 1213 01:01:21,159 --> 01:01:24,028 Look, You Guys Are Cool. 1214 01:01:24,028 --> 01:01:25,996 And We Like You A Lot, But... 1215 01:01:25,996 --> 01:01:28,499 We're In... 1216 01:01:28,499 --> 01:01:29,835 We're In... 1217 01:01:33,371 --> 01:01:34,372 Trouble. 1218 01:01:34,371 --> 01:01:36,440 But We Can't Say Any More Than That. 1219 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,876 Well, Is There Anything We Can Do To Help? 1220 01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:40,411 Right Now, We Kinda Just 1221 01:01:40,411 --> 01:01:42,146 Have To Help Ourselves. 1222 01:01:42,146 --> 01:01:43,148 But We'll Tell You About It 1223 01:01:43,148 --> 01:01:44,349 When The Time Is Right. 1224 01:01:44,349 --> 01:01:45,950 But For Now, You Guys Are Just 1225 01:01:45,949 --> 01:01:47,652 Gonna Have To Trust Us. 1226 01:01:47,652 --> 01:01:49,019 Done. 1227 01:01:49,019 --> 01:01:51,023 Say No More. 1228 01:01:51,023 --> 01:01:54,026 We're Working On That Skill. 1229 01:01:56,295 --> 01:01:57,762 Well, Looks Like We're Gonna 1230 01:01:57,762 --> 01:01:59,097 Have To Call The Fbi. 1231 01:01:59,097 --> 01:02:00,499 Are You Joking? 1232 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:01,500 We Can't Ask Mom And Dad 1233 01:02:01,499 --> 01:02:03,235 To Pick Up Their Lives Again. 1234 01:02:03,235 --> 01:02:05,303 I Mean, I'm Tired Of Running. 1235 01:02:05,302 --> 01:02:06,304 We Made This Mess, 1236 01:02:06,304 --> 01:02:07,773 Now Let's Clean It Up. 1237 01:02:07,773 --> 01:02:09,374 I'm Open. 1238 01:02:09,374 --> 01:02:11,510 Ok, Well, First We Have To Get Rid 1239 01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:12,711 Of Katie For A Couple Of Hours. 1240 01:02:12,711 --> 01:02:13,845 Great, Girls! I've Got A Scuba Lesson 1241 01:02:13,845 --> 01:02:14,912 In A Half An Hour. Can You Man 1242 01:02:14,911 --> 01:02:16,246 The Reception For The Rest Of The Day? 1243 01:02:16,246 --> 01:02:17,248 Thanks! 1244 01:02:17,249 --> 01:02:18,583 Sure! 1245 01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,452 That Was Easy! 1246 01:02:20,452 --> 01:02:22,121 Now What? 1247 01:02:24,722 --> 01:02:27,825 We Pool Our Resources. 1248 01:02:43,007 --> 01:02:45,809 ™� Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ♪ 1249 01:02:45,809 --> 01:02:47,612 ♪ Get Ready, I'm Ready To Go ♪ 1250 01:02:47,612 --> 01:02:50,815 ♪ And Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ♪ 1251 01:02:50,815 --> 01:02:53,283 ♪ Get Ready, Ready To Go ♪ 1252 01:02:53,284 --> 01:02:57,256 ♪ Let's Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll Tonight ♪ 1253 01:02:59,157 --> 01:03:00,758 Honey, Do You Think 1254 01:03:00,758 --> 01:03:01,960 The Girls Are All Right? 1255 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,195 I'm Sure Everything's Under Control. 1256 01:03:07,632 --> 01:03:09,967 I'm So Glad You Talked Me Into Doing This. 1257 01:03:09,967 --> 01:03:10,969 It's So Relaxing. 1258 01:03:10,969 --> 01:03:12,037 Are You Sure You Got 1259 01:03:12,036 --> 01:03:14,239 This Tent Set Up Right? 1260 01:03:14,239 --> 01:03:17,976 Oh, Honey! I've Done This A Million Times. 1261 01:03:17,976 --> 01:03:19,844 Of Course... Not Successfully-- 1262 01:03:19,844 --> 01:03:20,912 Whoa! 1263 01:03:19,844 --> 01:03:20,912 Ow! 1264 01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:37,528 Let's Get Ready To Rumble. 1265 01:03:51,976 --> 01:03:54,912 Uh... Uh... 1266 01:03:51,976 --> 01:03:54,912 Ow! 1267 01:03:54,912 --> 01:03:57,882 Hmm! That Was Easy. Lipburst? 1268 01:03:57,882 --> 01:04:00,251 Sure. 1269 01:03:57,882 --> 01:04:00,251 Now What? 1270 01:04:04,021 --> 01:04:05,489 You Gonna Talk? 1271 01:04:05,490 --> 01:04:07,025 I Don't Wanna Have To Get Rough Here. 1272 01:04:07,025 --> 01:04:08,093 Never! 1273 01:04:08,092 --> 01:04:09,460 Tell Us Why You're After Us! 1274 01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:10,961 Mm-Mmm! 1275 01:04:10,961 --> 01:04:12,262 Looks Like Someone's 1276 01:04:12,262 --> 01:04:14,164 Giving Us The Silent Treatment. 1277 01:04:14,164 --> 01:04:16,067 Is There Anything You Wanna Say? 1278 01:04:16,068 --> 01:04:18,403 Mm-Mm-Mmm! 1279 01:04:18,403 --> 01:04:19,805 Are You Looking For A Way 1280 01:04:19,804 --> 01:04:20,904 To Go Glam One Day 1281 01:04:20,905 --> 01:04:22,608 And Natural The Next? 1282 01:04:24,441 --> 01:04:26,043 You Wouldn't Dare. 1283 01:04:26,043 --> 01:04:28,146 He Obviously Doesn't Know Us Very Well. 1284 01:04:28,146 --> 01:04:29,381 Hmm! 1285 01:04:33,418 --> 01:04:34,885 They Still Won't Talk. 1286 01:04:34,885 --> 01:04:36,586 Mm-Mm-Mmm! 1287 01:04:36,586 --> 01:04:39,056 Ok! 1288 01:04:39,056 --> 01:04:41,226 Didn't Want To Have To Resort To This. 1289 01:04:44,061 --> 01:04:46,264 You Wouldn't Dare. 1290 01:04:46,264 --> 01:04:49,268 Wouldn't I? 1291 01:04:50,268 --> 01:04:53,304 Ok, Twinkle Toes. Spill It! 1292 01:04:55,340 --> 01:04:57,142 They Still Won't Talk. 1293 01:04:57,141 --> 01:04:59,743 Now What? 1294 01:04:59,744 --> 01:05:02,247 Ta-Da! 1295 01:05:02,246 --> 01:05:04,048 I Like It! 1296 01:05:02,246 --> 01:05:04,048 Me, Too! 1297 01:05:04,048 --> 01:05:05,650 No. 1298 01:05:04,048 --> 01:05:05,650 Yes! 1299 01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:07,285 No! 1300 01:05:05,650 --> 01:05:07,285 No! 1301 01:05:07,284 --> 01:05:08,652 Yes! 1302 01:05:07,284 --> 01:05:08,652 No, You Couldn't. 1303 01:05:08,653 --> 01:05:10,088 Yes! 1304 01:05:08,653 --> 01:05:10,088 No! 1305 01:05:10,088 --> 01:05:12,224 Mm-Hmm! 1306 01:05:10,088 --> 01:05:12,224 No, You Wouldn't! 1307 01:05:12,224 --> 01:05:13,725 No, Not That! No! 1308 01:05:13,724 --> 01:05:15,125 I'll Talk! 1309 01:05:25,936 --> 01:05:27,538 Hello? 1310 01:05:27,539 --> 01:05:28,906 This Is Hatchew. 1311 01:05:28,905 --> 01:05:31,308 You Idiots Have The Kneel Diamond Yet? 1312 01:05:31,309 --> 01:05:33,378 Please Hold. 1313 01:05:34,813 --> 01:05:36,847 He Thinks We Have The Kneel Diamond. 1314 01:05:36,847 --> 01:05:39,583 What Would Make Him Think That? 1315 01:05:39,583 --> 01:05:43,387 Hello? Hello! 1316 01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:46,290 No! 1317 01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:46,290 Yes. 1318 01:05:46,291 --> 01:05:47,391 You Mean-- 1319 01:05:47,391 --> 01:05:49,260 We Had It All Along! 1320 01:05:49,260 --> 01:05:50,260 Hello! 1321 01:05:50,260 --> 01:05:51,396 That's What You've Been After? 1322 01:05:51,396 --> 01:05:53,631 Bingo. 1323 01:05:51,396 --> 01:05:53,631 Bingo. 1324 01:05:53,630 --> 01:05:56,066 This Is A Long Distance Call! 1325 01:05:56,066 --> 01:05:57,735 Hey, Hatchew? 1326 01:05:57,735 --> 01:05:59,403 Now, Don't Be Mad, But I've Got 1327 01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:01,037 Both Your Men Tied To Surfboards. 1328 01:06:01,037 --> 01:06:03,273 Don't! They'll Kill Us! 1329 01:06:03,273 --> 01:06:04,842 Oh, And The Kneel Diamond 1330 01:06:04,842 --> 01:06:06,478 Looks Great Around My Neck, 1331 01:06:06,478 --> 01:06:08,146 Especially With Casual Wear. 1332 01:06:08,146 --> 01:06:09,948 Oy! 1333 01:06:08,146 --> 01:06:09,948 What-- 1334 01:06:09,947 --> 01:06:11,482 What Are You, A Blabbermouth?! 1335 01:06:11,483 --> 01:06:12,751 So, I Guess You're Just 1336 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:13,751 Gonna Have To Come Over Here 1337 01:06:13,751 --> 01:06:14,953 And Get It Yourself. 1338 01:06:14,952 --> 01:06:17,021 Otherwise, I'm Gonna Go Titanic On You 1339 01:06:17,021 --> 01:06:18,023 And Throw The Diamond 1340 01:06:18,023 --> 01:06:19,690 Into The Ocean. 1341 01:06:19,690 --> 01:06:21,693 Have A Great Trip! Oh, And By The Way, 1342 01:06:21,693 --> 01:06:24,095 I Recommend Qantas. It's A Long Flight. 1343 01:06:29,032 --> 01:06:31,701 I Assume You've Got A Plan? 1344 01:06:31,702 --> 01:06:33,972 Uh... Sort Of. 1345 01:06:37,675 --> 01:06:40,112 A Couple Of Kids! 1346 01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:49,519 Yuri, Get Me My Travel Agent... 1347 01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:51,255 Cousin Boris. 1348 01:06:51,255 --> 01:06:52,858 I'm Going To Australia. 1349 01:06:52,858 --> 01:06:54,124 Good! You Know, 1350 01:06:54,124 --> 01:06:56,059 When You Flush The Toilet There, 1351 01:06:56,059 --> 01:06:58,864 The Water Spins The Opposite Way! 1352 01:07:07,739 --> 01:07:09,340 You Two Seem Like Nice Guys. 1353 01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:11,241 How Did You Ever Get Into This Line Of Work? 1354 01:07:11,242 --> 01:07:14,045 Family Business, You Know? 1355 01:07:14,045 --> 01:07:15,146 Well, Actually, I'm Starting Up 1356 01:07:15,146 --> 01:07:16,881 An Internet Business. 1357 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,083 Again With The Internet?! 1358 01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,085 It Seems Like You Guys Should 1359 01:07:20,085 --> 01:07:21,485 Just Play To Your Strengths. 1360 01:07:21,485 --> 01:07:22,853 Like? 1361 01:07:22,853 --> 01:07:25,689 Like You're Bad Guys? Duh! 1362 01:07:25,690 --> 01:07:28,425 So Why Not Badguys.Com? 1363 01:07:28,425 --> 01:07:31,929 Right! Like A Temp Service, But For Goons. 1364 01:07:31,929 --> 01:07:33,197 No Offense. 1365 01:07:33,197 --> 01:07:35,266 None Taken. 1366 01:07:42,807 --> 01:07:44,909 Oh! And You Guys Can Have, 1367 01:07:44,909 --> 01:07:46,577 Like, Bad Guy Stuff. 1368 01:07:46,577 --> 01:07:48,612 What Kind Of Stuff Do You Guys Use? 1369 01:07:48,612 --> 01:07:51,848 Brass Knuckles, Thumb Screws. 1370 01:07:51,849 --> 01:07:54,352 Sp43 Eavesdropping Devices! 1371 01:07:54,351 --> 01:07:55,619 Shiny Suits, Dark Glasses! 1372 01:07:55,619 --> 01:07:57,588 Pinkie Rings! 1373 01:07:55,619 --> 01:07:57,588 Yeah! 1374 01:07:57,588 --> 01:07:58,856 I Think We're On To Something Here. 1375 01:07:58,856 --> 01:07:59,891 I Really Do. 1376 01:08:04,595 --> 01:08:06,063 Hello? 1377 01:08:07,798 --> 01:08:09,800 Hello? 1378 01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:26,617 Look At Me! 1379 01:08:27,618 --> 01:08:30,521 All My Stuff Worked! 1380 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,490 Good Teamwork! 1381 01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:34,992 That's It! You Girls Are So Out Of Our Group! 1382 01:08:34,992 --> 01:08:37,828 No, Vic, You're So Out Of Ours. 1383 01:08:37,828 --> 01:08:40,332 Ooh! 1384 01:08:40,332 --> 01:08:42,133 Whatever! 1385 01:08:42,132 --> 01:08:44,268 Boy, What A Crank! 1386 01:08:44,268 --> 01:08:46,471 I Know. Isn't She? 1387 01:08:54,378 --> 01:08:55,913 Well, We Better Take Off 1388 01:08:55,913 --> 01:08:58,248 Before Hatchew Gets Here. 1389 01:08:58,248 --> 01:08:59,249 Otherwise, He'll Throw Our Bums 1390 01:08:59,249 --> 01:09:01,351 On The Barbie And Have Us For Brekkie. 1391 01:09:01,351 --> 01:09:04,355 I Have No Idea Where That Came From. 1392 01:09:05,488 --> 01:09:07,490 Are You Sure You Guys Don't Wanna Stick Around? 1393 01:09:07,490 --> 01:09:09,394 Help Us Catch Hatchew? 1394 01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:13,264 You Mean, Go Straight? 1395 01:09:13,264 --> 01:09:14,632 Turn To The Side Of Good? 1396 01:09:14,631 --> 01:09:17,034 Away From The Darkness Of Evil? 1397 01:09:17,034 --> 01:09:19,002 Can You Imagine A Day Where I Escort 1398 01:09:19,002 --> 01:09:21,604 A Little Old Lady Across The Street? 1399 01:09:21,605 --> 01:09:23,074 Help Abandoned Puppies 1400 01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:25,342 Find New Homes? 1401 01:09:25,342 --> 01:09:26,344 And Work For The Good 1402 01:09:26,344 --> 01:09:28,746 Of All Mankind? 1403 01:09:28,746 --> 01:09:30,681 Uh, No. 1404 01:09:30,681 --> 01:09:32,316 Me, Either. 1405 01:09:34,551 --> 01:09:35,619 Bye! 1406 01:09:35,619 --> 01:09:36,621 Good Luck! 1407 01:09:36,621 --> 01:09:38,056 See Ya Later! 1408 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,028 Stroke! Stroke! 1409 01:09:44,028 --> 01:09:45,396 Stroke! 1410 01:09:54,572 --> 01:09:56,940 Oh! Welcome Back, Agent Banner. 1411 01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:58,007 Thank You, Norm. 1412 01:09:58,007 --> 01:09:59,443 How Are You Feeling? 1413 01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:02,714 Better Than Ever. 1414 01:10:07,351 --> 01:10:09,920 Boomer, Can You Turn It Down? 1415 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,789 Well? 1416 01:10:12,789 --> 01:10:14,792 I Beeped Agent Banner, Left A Message. 1417 01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:17,361 The Fbi Should Be Here Within Hours. 1418 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,396 That's It! I Quit! 1419 01:10:19,396 --> 01:10:22,466 I'm Gone. I'm Out Of Here! 1420 01:10:22,466 --> 01:10:24,702 Hope That Wasn't Important. 1421 01:10:25,737 --> 01:10:27,605 Well, The Surf War's Tomorrow. 1422 01:10:27,605 --> 01:10:29,074 I Really Hope The Fbi Shows Up 1423 01:10:29,073 --> 01:10:30,740 Before Hatchew. 1424 01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:32,743 Don't Worry. It's All Under Control. 1425 01:10:32,743 --> 01:10:34,911 They Catch Hatchew Making Off With The Diamond, 1426 01:10:34,912 --> 01:10:37,213 He Goes To Jail, We All Go Home. 1427 01:10:37,213 --> 01:10:40,918 Shh! Us Going Home Depresses Him. 1428 01:10:44,088 --> 01:10:46,423 No. He Just Lost The Remote. 1429 01:10:52,563 --> 01:10:54,632 Your Attention, Please. 1430 01:10:54,631 --> 01:10:56,700 All Surf War Contestants Please Sign In 1431 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:59,369 If You've Not Already Done So. 1432 01:10:59,369 --> 01:11:01,905 The Competition Is About To Begin. 1433 01:11:05,376 --> 01:11:07,311 G'day, Everybody! I'm Milo Mendaboonder, 1434 01:11:07,311 --> 01:11:09,246 And I'm Reporting For The Surf Channel. 1435 01:11:09,246 --> 01:11:11,515 Here We Are Today, Live At Manly Beach, 1436 01:11:11,515 --> 01:11:14,919 Where Stakes Are High As 2 Teams Will Vie 1437 01:11:14,918 --> 01:11:16,186 For The Control Of The Beach. 1438 01:11:16,186 --> 01:11:17,320 And If I'm Not Mistaken, 1439 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,789 Here Are Some Contestants Now. 1440 01:11:18,789 --> 01:11:19,789 G'day, Milo! 1441 01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:20,792 Thank You Very Much! 1442 01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:22,427 He, Uh, Lives On The Beach. 1443 01:11:22,426 --> 01:11:25,396 Thinks He's On Tv. 1444 01:11:37,207 --> 01:11:40,310 Hey, Lenny, Sheila, Wait Up! 1445 01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:42,313 Look... I Just Really 1446 01:11:42,313 --> 01:11:44,782 Wanna Apologize For... Blabbing. 1447 01:11:44,782 --> 01:11:46,883 What I Did Was Awful And... 1448 01:11:46,883 --> 01:11:48,153 I Hope You Can Forgive Me 1449 01:11:48,153 --> 01:11:50,155 And We Can Still Be Friends? 1450 01:11:50,154 --> 01:11:51,354 It's All Right! 1451 01:11:51,355 --> 01:11:53,157 You Forced Lenny And I To Declare 1452 01:11:53,157 --> 01:11:55,226 Our Undying Love For Each Other. 1453 01:11:55,225 --> 01:11:56,527 We're Getting Married! 1454 01:11:56,527 --> 01:11:57,729 What?! 1455 01:11:59,730 --> 01:12:04,100 Joking! You Septic Tanks Are So Gullible! 1456 01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:07,638 Today We Stick It To Those Surfies! 1457 01:12:07,639 --> 01:12:09,506 Bury Those Big Nerds! 1458 01:12:09,506 --> 01:12:11,276 Obliterate Those Bludgers 1459 01:12:11,275 --> 01:12:13,443 And Blot Out Those Boofheads! 1460 01:12:13,444 --> 01:12:15,746 We're Gonna Destroy Those Drongos! 1461 01:12:15,746 --> 01:12:20,016 Demolish Those Dipsticks! Nullify Those Nimrods, 1462 01:12:20,016 --> 01:12:23,554 And Wipe Out Those Wimps! Argh! 1463 01:12:23,554 --> 01:12:24,622 She Spit The Dummy. 1464 01:12:24,622 --> 01:12:25,824 Chucked A Spazz. 1465 01:12:27,524 --> 01:12:29,360 Uh, All Right, Then. 1466 01:12:29,359 --> 01:12:32,063 Well, Let's Just Win This Thing, Shall We? 1467 01:12:32,063 --> 01:12:34,131 All Right, Well, This Is It. 1468 01:12:34,131 --> 01:12:36,334 For All The Marbles, It's Us Against Them, 1469 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:39,103 A Chance To Take The Beach And Make Surfing History. 1470 01:12:39,103 --> 01:12:40,104 But It's More 1471 01:12:40,104 --> 01:12:41,806 Than A Competition, Mates! 1472 01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:44,141 It's A Chance To Be Part Of Nature, 1473 01:12:44,141 --> 01:12:45,842 To Float On Air! 1474 01:12:45,842 --> 01:12:47,744 It's Not Just A Sport, 1475 01:12:47,744 --> 01:12:49,412 It's An Art Form. 1476 01:12:49,413 --> 01:12:53,484 See The Wave, Ride The Wave... 1477 01:12:53,484 --> 01:12:56,154 Be The Wave! 1478 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,488 I Know, I Know! 1479 01:12:57,488 --> 01:13:00,425 But He's So Cute! 1480 01:13:10,835 --> 01:13:14,038 Oh, My! A Very Strong Wind Has Picked Up. 1481 01:13:14,038 --> 01:13:16,474 We're In For Some Powerhouse Surfing! 1482 01:13:37,228 --> 01:13:40,265 And With The Whistle, Surf Wars 2000 Is Underway! 1483 01:13:55,779 --> 01:13:57,481 Go, Pete! 1484 01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,975 Go, Avery! Whoo! 1485 01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:31,983 Go, Ray! 1486 01:14:42,793 --> 01:14:44,496 Right! 1487 01:14:59,008 --> 01:15:01,612 In All My Years, I've Never Seen Finer Surfing. 1488 01:15:01,612 --> 01:15:04,748 This Reporter Is Very Impressed. 1489 01:15:04,748 --> 01:15:07,952 Milo! I've Been Looking For This! 1490 01:15:11,422 --> 01:15:14,525 There's Only One Surfer Left--Young Jake Guligan, 1491 01:15:14,524 --> 01:15:15,759 The Best Surfer Here Today, 1492 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:19,030 But He Needs A Perfect 10 From All 3 Judges. 1493 01:15:19,029 --> 01:15:21,164 Wait. What's This? 1494 01:15:21,164 --> 01:15:24,033 A Crisis In Store For The Surfies. 1495 01:15:26,737 --> 01:15:28,338 Jake, What Happened? 1496 01:15:28,338 --> 01:15:29,806 Oh, My Widgey! 1497 01:15:29,806 --> 01:15:30,807 I Bent My Widgey! 1498 01:15:30,807 --> 01:15:32,508 Oh, What Are We Gonna Do Now, Pete? 1499 01:15:32,508 --> 01:15:35,179 Well, He Can't Surf In This Condition! 1500 01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,414 Abby! 1501 01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:41,385 Me?! Enter The Contest? 1502 01:15:44,087 --> 01:15:47,791 Aw, My Widgey! Me Poor Widgey! 1503 01:15:52,529 --> 01:15:54,564 It's Not About Winning. It's About Trying. 1504 01:15:54,564 --> 01:15:55,866 Yeah, So Just Remember To Bend 1505 01:15:55,867 --> 01:15:57,402 Your Knees And Keep Your Weight Balanced 1506 01:15:57,402 --> 01:15:58,402 On The Center Of Your Board. 1507 01:15:58,402 --> 01:16:00,305 You Can Do It, Agnes! 1508 01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:01,372 It's Abby! 1509 01:16:01,372 --> 01:16:03,007 Whatever! 1510 01:16:10,213 --> 01:16:11,748 The Tension Is So Thick, 1511 01:16:11,748 --> 01:16:12,949 You Can Cut It With A Knife! 1512 01:16:12,949 --> 01:16:14,217 In All My Years, I've Never Seen 1513 01:16:14,217 --> 01:16:16,688 Anything So Intense-- Hey! What--No! 1514 01:16:18,822 --> 01:16:20,024 With One Competitor To Go, 1515 01:16:20,024 --> 01:16:21,825 The Surfies Need A Perfect Score. 1516 01:16:21,825 --> 01:16:23,560 That's Three 10s! 1517 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,297 The Fate Of Manly Beach Hangs In The Balance! Aah! 1518 01:16:28,999 --> 01:16:31,902 Go, Abby! You Can Do It! 1519 01:16:31,902 --> 01:16:34,505 You Can Do It, Abby! 1520 01:16:34,505 --> 01:16:37,307 Go, Abby! 1521 01:16:54,257 --> 01:16:55,659 Boo! 1522 01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:15,345 We Won! 1523 01:17:15,346 --> 01:17:17,348 Let's Go. 1524 01:17:25,155 --> 01:17:26,489 I'm Sorry We Lost. 1525 01:17:26,489 --> 01:17:27,757 Oh, Forget The Contest! 1526 01:17:27,757 --> 01:17:28,925 You Were Awesome Out There! 1527 01:17:28,926 --> 01:17:30,161 Thanks. 1528 01:17:30,161 --> 01:17:31,895 D.Y. Has Some Pretty Good Waves Anyway. 1529 01:17:31,895 --> 01:17:33,965 Yeah, Come On! Let's Go Down To D.Y. 1530 01:17:33,965 --> 01:17:35,999 Party At D.Y.! Who's Coming? 1531 01:17:40,938 --> 01:17:44,175 Look, You Guys! I Won This Beach! We Won! 1532 01:17:44,175 --> 01:17:45,976 What's The Matter With You?! 1533 01:17:45,975 --> 01:17:49,779 This Is My Beach! I Won This Beach! 1534 01:17:49,779 --> 01:17:51,983 Guys! Hello? 1535 01:17:54,385 --> 01:17:56,354 Come On. 1536 01:18:04,694 --> 01:18:06,329 Well, All Things Considered, 1537 01:18:06,329 --> 01:18:07,398 I Think Things Have Worked Out 1538 01:18:07,398 --> 01:18:08,399 Pretty Well. 1539 01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:09,800 All The Loose Ends Have Been Tied Up. 1540 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,002 All The Ts Have Been Crossed, 1541 01:18:11,002 --> 01:18:12,336 All The Is Have Been Dotted, 1542 01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:13,337 And The Cake's Out Of The Oven 1543 01:18:13,337 --> 01:18:14,938 Waiting For The Icing. 1544 01:18:14,938 --> 01:18:17,774 Uh, I Think You Forgot About Something. 1545 01:18:17,774 --> 01:18:20,445 So, We Finally Meet Again, Girls! 1546 01:18:20,444 --> 01:18:21,677 I Believe You Have Something 1547 01:18:21,677 --> 01:18:23,247 That Belongs To Me. 1548 01:18:23,247 --> 01:18:25,115 Not So Fast, Hatchew. 1549 01:18:25,115 --> 01:18:27,818 Bless You! 1550 01:18:27,818 --> 01:18:29,353 Ok! Fbi Guys? 1551 01:18:29,353 --> 01:18:32,289 You Can Come Out Now! 1552 01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:36,127 Agent Banner? 1553 01:18:37,661 --> 01:18:40,463 Agent Norm? 1554 01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:43,033 Agent Anyone? 1555 01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:43,033 Great Plan. 1556 01:18:43,033 --> 01:18:44,567 Let's Keep This Brief. 1557 01:18:44,568 --> 01:18:46,270 Hey! 1558 01:18:46,270 --> 01:18:49,173 Ah, Nice Work. 1559 01:18:49,172 --> 01:18:51,474 You Might Have A Career Ahead In Jewelry Making. 1560 01:18:51,475 --> 01:18:52,976 Oh, Like Compliments Are Going To Make Up 1561 01:18:52,975 --> 01:18:54,545 For All Your Bad Behavior. 1562 01:18:54,545 --> 01:18:56,113 I Tried. 1563 01:18:56,113 --> 01:18:57,213 Hmm! 1564 01:18:56,113 --> 01:18:57,213 Hmm! 1565 01:18:57,213 --> 01:19:01,152 Ah! My Ride Is Here. 1566 01:19:06,189 --> 01:19:08,858 Turn Them Into Shark Bait. 1567 01:19:08,859 --> 01:19:10,728 Bye-Bye! 1568 01:19:10,728 --> 01:19:12,797 Hmm! 1569 01:19:10,728 --> 01:19:12,797 Hmm! 1570 01:19:19,670 --> 01:19:21,739 You Want Them? Huh? 1571 01:19:21,738 --> 01:19:23,072 You Gotta Go Through Us. 1572 01:19:23,073 --> 01:19:24,475 Ain't That Right, Avery? 1573 01:19:24,475 --> 01:19:26,277 Avery? 1574 01:19:30,547 --> 01:19:32,950 I Know I Said I Wouldn't Pry, But... 1575 01:19:32,949 --> 01:19:34,085 Does This Have Anything To Do 1576 01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:35,752 With That Trouble You're In? 1577 01:19:35,752 --> 01:19:37,720 Hmm! 1578 01:19:37,721 --> 01:19:39,189 Hey, Frankenstein! 1579 01:19:39,189 --> 01:19:40,524 Why Don't You Pick On Somebody 1580 01:19:40,524 --> 01:19:42,293 Your Own Size? 1581 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:43,760 What Are You Guys Doing Here? 1582 01:19:43,761 --> 01:19:46,930 We Were Wondering If You Could Touch Up Our Nails. 1583 01:19:46,930 --> 01:19:49,365 I Seem To Have Broke Mine! 1584 01:19:49,365 --> 01:19:51,001 Go, Go, Go! 1585 01:19:51,001 --> 01:19:52,403 Look, He's Getting Away! 1586 01:19:52,403 --> 01:19:54,003 Go On! Don't Wait! 1587 01:19:54,003 --> 01:19:55,206 No, He's Not! 1588 01:19:56,774 --> 01:19:57,975 Can I Borrow That? 1589 01:19:57,975 --> 01:20:00,278 Certainly. 1590 01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:26,869 Nice Shot! 1591 01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:26,869 Thanks. 1592 01:20:26,869 --> 01:20:30,274 Good Work, Girls. Let's Get Him. 1593 01:20:30,274 --> 01:20:31,275 Why Is Everyone Showing Up 1594 01:20:31,274 --> 01:20:32,676 All Of A Sudden? 1595 01:20:32,676 --> 01:20:34,444 Duh! Big Finale! 1596 01:20:39,816 --> 01:20:42,152 Emil Hatchew, You're Under Arrest! 1597 01:20:42,152 --> 01:20:43,554 What?! 1598 01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:46,123 Agent Katherine Smith, Fbi, At Your Service. 1599 01:20:46,122 --> 01:20:47,723 Fbi? 1600 01:20:47,724 --> 01:20:49,059 I Was Assigned To Look After You All Along, 1601 01:20:49,059 --> 01:20:51,161 Wait For Hatchew To Make His Move On The Diamond. 1602 01:20:51,161 --> 01:20:53,896 All This Trouble For This? 1603 01:20:53,896 --> 01:20:54,997 Exactly. 1604 01:20:54,997 --> 01:20:56,232 What Is A Diamond Really? 1605 01:20:56,233 --> 01:20:57,835 Well, Actually It's Fused Carbon 1606 01:20:57,835 --> 01:20:59,302 Compressed Under The Earth's Surface 1607 01:20:59,302 --> 01:21:00,804 For Tens Of Millions Of Years. 1608 01:21:00,804 --> 01:21:02,538 She's Right. 1609 01:21:02,538 --> 01:21:03,639 And You Thought I Had All 1610 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:04,842 The Brainy Lines? 1611 01:21:04,841 --> 01:21:07,777 Well, Now There's Only One Thing Left To Do. 1612 01:21:10,146 --> 01:21:11,849 Whoo! 1613 01:21:18,256 --> 01:21:20,858 ™� We Got The Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪ 1614 01:21:20,858 --> 01:21:23,527 ♪ Come On, Get On With The Show ♪ 1615 01:21:23,527 --> 01:21:26,931 ♪ There's No Excuse, You're On The Loose ♪ 1616 01:21:37,940 --> 01:21:39,609 So Everything Worked Out After All, 1617 01:21:39,609 --> 01:21:42,211 And Mom And Dad Were Psyched To Go Home. 1618 01:21:42,212 --> 01:21:44,214 Mom Was So Happy, She Decided 1619 01:21:44,213 --> 01:21:47,083 To Give Up Smoking Once And For All. 1620 01:21:49,752 --> 01:21:52,421 Mac And Sidney Got A Piece Of The Reward Money, 1621 01:21:52,422 --> 01:21:54,558 So Sidney Was Able To Retire To Miami Beach 1622 01:21:54,557 --> 01:21:55,758 And Write His Memoirs-- 1623 01:21:55,758 --> 01:21:57,661 I'm Ugly, You're Ugly Too. 1624 01:21:57,661 --> 01:21:59,663 And Mac Was Able To Start His Internet Company. 1625 01:21:59,663 --> 01:22:00,897 And He Finally Expressed 1626 01:22:00,896 --> 01:22:03,100 His True Feelings Towards Katie. 1627 01:22:05,202 --> 01:22:08,739 Well, You Can't Blame A Guy For Trying. 1628 01:22:08,738 --> 01:22:11,841 And Victoria? Well, She Said She Was Sorry. 1629 01:22:11,841 --> 01:22:14,511 Sorry, Sheila. Sorry, Sheila. 1630 01:22:14,511 --> 01:22:17,514 Sorry, Sheila. Sorry, Sheila. 1631 01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:21,051 And We Finally Got To Dance 1632 01:22:21,051 --> 01:22:23,587 With The Coolest Guys In The Movie. 1633 01:22:26,256 --> 01:22:28,891 ™� We Got The Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪ 1634 01:22:28,891 --> 01:22:30,394 Well, What Have We Learned 1635 01:22:30,394 --> 01:22:31,529 From All This? 1636 01:22:31,529 --> 01:22:33,330 Crime Really Doesn't Pay. 1637 01:22:33,329 --> 01:22:35,765 And Being A Blabbermouth Is Very Uncool. 1638 01:22:35,765 --> 01:22:37,533 And Life's Not About Being Popular, 1639 01:22:37,533 --> 01:22:38,969 It's About Being Yourself. 1640 01:22:38,969 --> 01:22:41,072 And That's Fair Dinkum! 1641 01:22:42,105 --> 01:22:44,608 And So Ends One Of The Most 1642 01:22:44,608 --> 01:22:46,643 Unusual Cases In The History 1643 01:22:46,643 --> 01:22:49,880 Of The Federal Witness Protection Program. 1644 01:22:59,957 --> 01:23:03,325 Our Witnesses Cleverly And Bravely Managed 1645 01:23:03,325 --> 01:23:06,096 To Recover The Priceless Kneel Diamond, 1646 01:23:06,096 --> 01:23:07,832 Capture Emil Hatchew, 1647 01:23:07,832 --> 01:23:10,566 And Throw The Most Awesome, Rocking 1648 01:23:10,566 --> 01:23:12,069 Beach Party Ever. 1649 01:23:12,069 --> 01:23:15,372 Witnesses 9235 And 9236 1650 01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:17,173 Were Returned Home To Los Angeles 1651 01:23:17,173 --> 01:23:19,575 With The Grateful Thanks Of Their Country. 1652 01:23:19,575 --> 01:23:21,845 And This Concludes Another Tale 1653 01:23:21,845 --> 01:23:24,914 In The Annals Of The Witness Protection Program. 1654 01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:27,717 Thank You, And Drive Safely. 1655 01:23:32,322 --> 01:23:36,159 Parker Sisters Day! 1656 01:23:37,461 --> 01:23:39,029 Come On, I-- 1657 01:23:39,029 --> 01:23:40,531 Nyah! 1658 01:23:39,029 --> 01:23:40,531 Nyah! 1659 01:23:40,530 --> 01:23:43,266 Ow! Sorry! 1660 01:23:43,266 --> 01:23:44,533 Second Cousin Basher! 1661 01:23:44,533 --> 01:23:46,068 A Movie Deal! 1662 01:23:46,069 --> 01:23:49,906 Third Cousin Twice Removed--Ooh! 1663 01:23:49,905 --> 01:23:52,609 ™� Move Up The Road ♪ 1664 01:23:52,609 --> 01:23:54,278 ♪ To The Outside Of Town ♪ 1665 01:23:54,278 --> 01:23:57,948 ♪ And Sound Of That Good Gospel Beat ♪ 1666 01:24:01,784 --> 01:24:04,387 Bliterate Those Bludges! 1667 01:24:05,689 --> 01:24:08,158 Destroy Those Drungos! 1668 01:24:08,158 --> 01:24:10,527 Demonish-- 1669 01:24:10,527 --> 01:24:11,728 So I Put On Me Jumper 1670 01:24:11,728 --> 01:24:13,497 And Hoed Into Some Tuckey. 1671 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:17,633 ™� Brother Love's Traveling ♪ 1672 01:24:17,633 --> 01:24:21,204 ♪ Salvation Show ♪ 1673 01:24:21,204 --> 01:24:22,506 ♪ Pack Up The Babies ♪ 1674 01:24:22,506 --> 01:24:24,441 ♪ And Grab The Old Ladies ♪ 1675 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:27,744 ♪ Everyone Goes... ♪ 1676 01:24:27,744 --> 01:24:29,712 But My Brekkie Had Chicken Snacks, 1677 01:24:29,712 --> 01:24:32,048 So I Don't Like To Complain-- 1678 01:24:32,048 --> 01:24:33,149 I Mean Whinge-- 1679 01:24:33,149 --> 01:24:35,384 I'm Sorry. 1680 01:24:35,385 --> 01:24:37,555 I Have So Much Toast In My Mouth, I Can't Talk. 1681 01:24:38,988 --> 01:24:40,356 I'm Sorry! 1682 01:24:40,356 --> 01:24:42,158 Sorry! 1683 01:24:43,592 --> 01:24:45,895 Sorry! Ok, Ok! 1684 01:24:50,801 --> 01:24:53,403 ™� Eyes Black As Coal ♪ 1685 01:24:53,403 --> 01:24:55,438 ♪ And When He Lifts His Face ♪ 1686 01:24:55,438 --> 01:24:57,207 ♪ Every Eye In The Place ♪ 1687 01:24:57,207 --> 01:24:59,343 ♪ Is On Him ♪ 1688 01:25:02,145 --> 01:25:05,148 ♪ Staring Soft And Slow ♪ 1689 01:25:06,182 --> 01:25:07,984 Invitation Only! 1690 01:25:09,886 --> 01:25:13,590 Must Have Left It In My, Um, Belly-- 1691 01:25:13,590 --> 01:25:16,493 That's Some Powerful Ketchup. 1692 01:25:16,493 --> 01:25:18,896 Ow! Sorry. My Shoe Got Caught. 1693 01:25:18,895 --> 01:25:21,497 Boomer--Ok! 1694 01:25:21,497 --> 01:25:23,666 Boomer. 1695 01:25:26,136 --> 01:25:27,504 Mary-Kate! 1696 01:25:27,503 --> 01:25:29,372 ™� Everyone Knows ♪ 1697 01:25:29,372 --> 01:25:31,874 ♪ Brother Love's Show ♪ 1698 01:25:31,874 --> 01:25:33,143 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 1699 01:25:33,143 --> 01:25:34,811 ♪ Brothers! ™� 1700 01:25:36,378 --> 01:25:39,048 ♪ I Said Brothers! ™� 1701 01:25:41,018 --> 01:25:44,454 I'm Sorry, But I Can't Do-- 1702 01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:02,271 ♪ Take My Hand In Yours ♪ 1703 01:26:02,271 --> 01:26:05,074 It's All In The Wrist. Huh? 1704 01:26:05,074 --> 01:26:07,644 Oh, Sure, It Is! Good-Bye! 1705 01:26:07,644 --> 01:26:10,347 Run! 1706 01:26:07,644 --> 01:26:10,347 Why? 1707 01:26:10,346 --> 01:26:12,282 Oh, I'm Sorry, I'm So Sorry! 1708 01:26:12,282 --> 01:26:14,717 G'day, Everybody! I'm Milo Mindabunder-- 1709 01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:16,854 Sorry, Mingabunder! 1710 01:26:21,358 --> 01:26:25,729 ™� Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show ♪ 1711 01:26:31,501 --> 01:26:34,304 There's No Phone. 1712 01:26:34,304 --> 01:26:37,106 Boomer. 1713 01:26:37,106 --> 01:26:40,543 Stop Looking! 1714 01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:43,447 Boomer. 1715 01:26:43,447 --> 01:26:44,646 I Didn't Make One Face, 1716 01:26:44,646 --> 01:26:46,917 So I Don't Know Why She Smiled! 1717 01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:49,920 Captioning Made Possible By Warner Bros. 1718 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:53,023 Captioned By The National Captioning Institute --Www.Ncicap.Org--